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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

363 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

OP posts:
AnAirOfHopeForSnow · 30/11/2012 16:26

I want a staff gallary - with photos of ya all Grin

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 16:15

Thanks, Tee. OK, there you go then, MNHQ. The Puddle awaits!

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 30/11/2012 16:09

I think so, yes, Empress.

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 16:07

To be fair, it doesn't have to be Olivia. We'll settle for any member of HQ. As long as it's before - was it 19 December, Tee?

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 16:07

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

You could yell at Hully for being norty.

Now, there's an idea... Wink

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 30/11/2012 15:59

Duck dicks is turning into MN Godwin's Law. [bgrin]

And yes, where is our song, Olivia?!?!

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 15:57

You could yell at Hully for being norty.

EduCated · 30/11/2012 15:52

Ooh. Hello

I am nice and have never ever been told off by MN.

I keep trying Sad

Why is there no staff gallery?

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:30

@HullyEastergully

Oh all right it was a lie

seeing as you're getting all cross and serious

which is a shame as I'd hardly got going at all

I hadn't even done the "describe your breasts" bit

Sad Was looking forward to some yelling...

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 15:26

I don't think tufty was lying tho.

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 15:25

Oh all right it was a lie

seeing as you're getting all cross and serious

which is a shame as I'd hardly got going at all

I hadn't even done the "describe your breasts" bit

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:24

@Pinot

I recall a CarlMumsnet email, but I've searched my email history and nothing is showing. I don't recall the female body bit, but I may not have read the email. Anyway, nothing in the last 28 days (limit of email history).

Could you look at your PMs, too, Pinot? Would appreciate it...

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 15:23

No it was much longer ago than that, Pinot

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:23

@HullyEastergully

An email, I think.

It said it was about about female body perception. Apparently there was a voucher for Victoria's Secrets (or whatever) for taking part. That was what I queried, I said I'd rather have a book token.

OK, I'm hoping it was a PM (kinda) because we definitely haven't sent out any invites to a survey about female body perception recently.

Sounds like someone spamming to us. Angry

If you still have the mail, could you please send it to us at contactus at mumsnet dot com and we will do some yelling

Pinot · 30/11/2012 15:22

I recall a CarlMumsnet email, but I've searched my email history and nothing is showing. I don't recall the female body bit, but I may not have read the email. Anyway, nothing in the last 28 days (limit of email history).

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 15:13

An email, I think.

It said it was about about female body perception. Apparently there was a voucher for Victoria's Secrets (or whatever) for taking part. That was what I queried, I said I'd rather have a book token.

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 15:06

Duck dicks are very odd.

Welcome to Mumsnet, NewKate and Luke. Come to the Puddle sometime and you can have a go in our hot tub.

Oh, and if either of you is any good at songwriting you could help OliviaMN with the song she owes us.

TuftyFinch · 30/11/2012 14:58

Ducks not dicks. That would be oddness.

JenFrankincenseAndMyrrh · 30/11/2012 14:58

I wonder why Luke hasn't posted yet? Poor thing seems to have been frightened away already

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:56

@HullyEastergully

it was about a survey.

Did you not have a work experience person or anything?

Seriously, Hully - was it an email from this Carl person or a PM?

Pinot · 30/11/2012 14:53
YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 30/11/2012 14:50

Do I have to separate you two?

::sits on Pinot::

Pinot · 30/11/2012 14:49

I Luke the Luke of his buns

Hmm @ myself

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 14:48

Can we see his buns?

Pinot · 30/11/2012 14:47

I was alerted to the fresh meat lovely new MN Homme by the delectable Hully :o

I promise in advance to not scare LukeMN away, like I did with dear PattikinsMN.

and bosom