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Original poster

Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

363 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

OP posts:

confuddledDOTcom · 08/12/2012 23:50

Give him chance, it's only been 9 days since he ran away, Helen is probably still trying to coax him out of the cupboard he's hiding in.

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune · 08/12/2012 17:10

Maybe he is too new to have board privileges.

TeeElfOnTeeShelf · 08/12/2012 17:03

He's never posted on the thread, has he? Do you think we scare him?

SledYuleCated · 08/12/2012 17:01

WHAT?! Why? S'not faaaaaair, I want one

TeeElfOnTeeShelf · 08/12/2012 16:22

gasp I just got an email from Luke.

::swoons::

TeeElfOnTeeShelf · 08/12/2012 11:43

So do I.

TheSecretSantaDNCOP · 08/12/2012 11:17

Yeah. If my mum had put one in my room it would've tasted the business end of a cricket bat!

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune · 08/12/2012 11:13

Tee I think your name is clever but I also think Elves on Shelves are creepy bastarding things.

TeeElfOnTeeShelf · 08/12/2012 10:57

TheSecretSantaDNCOP · 08/12/2012 10:44

You did Tee and I luffs you and your creepy name too

He Tees you when you're sleeping...

TeeElfOnTeeShelf · 08/12/2012 10:43

I told you the other day I loved your name!!

HAURMPH

TheSecretSantaDNCOP · 08/12/2012 10:41

Cheers Trills
It's nice to get some validation from someone

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune · 08/12/2012 10:39

I love the name TheSecretSantaDNCOP!

confuddledDOTcom · 08/12/2012 08:59

And people were complaining they didn't know Luke worked for MumsNet!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 07/12/2012 16:00

Of course not, Secret. He REALLY REALLY loves them.

TheSecretSantaDNCOP · 07/12/2012 15:59

Yep. Omnipresent and omnipotent, but doesn't answer questions.

SledYuleCated · 07/12/2012 15:57

Bloody hell, GodMumsnet?

TheSecretSantaDNCOP · 07/12/2012 14:14

GodMumsnet!

I need to ask your omnipotence a question if I may so humbly petition you?

Does peter Andre really love his kids?

MNHQ

GodMumsnet · 07/12/2012 14:10

@TrillsCarolsOutOfTune

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on :o

TSSDNCOP

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune · 07/12/2012 14:03

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on :o

MNHQ

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet · 07/12/2012 12:47

I haven't been trained for this...

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 03/12/2012 08:19

SledYuleCated · 03/12/2012 07:43

If you're going to kidnap me can you link me to where I'm to be gel hostage?

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 03/12/2012 02:22

I wouldn't worry, Shaky. If MNHQ were going to ban people for harrassment, they'd have banned me when I set the zombies on them.

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 03/12/2012 00:05

I have just reported myself again. I'm dead I tell ya!

If you don't hear from me again it's because I have been banned by MNHQ for harassment

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