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Original poster

SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:36

Nope, I need to get hold of Cailin Moran for very personal reasons. Hand me the phone

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:36

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SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:36

Someone will be here. Poor Olivia, prolly.

MmeLindor · 29/09/2012 22:36

My parents put confetti in my umbrella when I was on honeymoon. Didn't use the umbrella till months afterwards.

Could we alter the logo on the door (that they take photos of guest in front of) so that one of the women is holding a huge dildo.

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:35

OK, for those with gorgeous straight hair, I am prepared to help with some soot facepaint

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:35

OOh I've found their address book.

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:34

Replace all the secret lube in the desk drawers with mayonnaise?

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:34

I'm really sorry, but I've just straightened my hair so I'm just not going to wear a balaclava (AIBU?)

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 22:34

And the windows Golden. Grin

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:33

KEEMA!

They don;t know.

They're all on the lash.

We are alone!

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AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 22:33

Can we write mitmoo on the widows with shaving foam?

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 22:33

I already have my balaclava

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 29/09/2012 22:31

Hang on - aren't you missing a trick by telling them what you're doing?

Just replace the biscuits with oatcakes and the Gin with water.

That'll teach em. Wink

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:31

Carries dog, Boo is tooooooooo cute.
But might take a laxative if hind in a sausage

Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:31

Ha! Babylon!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:30

Right, I am sewing secretive costumes...mostly in black, but with a bit of luminous ricrac for health and safety purposes.
What size balaclavas do we need, and does anyone need the extra small swag bag?

BabylonPI · 29/09/2012 22:30

Tee I emptied a hole punch into a friends car blower system thingy about 14 years ago Grin

He still has the same car and all these years later he still gets random "holes" being blown at him Grin

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:30

Oxo cube in the shower

Switch the decaff and caff. And take away all proper tea, leaving only the Green and Roibus and Herbal shite that people buy to take to work. And not drink.
Mwahahahahahaha

Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:30

Oh that one's really awesome Val! I used to spell out messages to people when they were on their holidays!

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:29

I have a feeling Carrie takes her mutt in sometimes?

I think I'm going to smear marmite on the underneath of the boardroom table.

Wink
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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:29

Tech's shed needs more duct tape.
All over, including the door frame

I LIKE duct tape

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:29

Keyboard one Tee ! Luffs that.

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 29/09/2012 22:28

Excellent plan. Bit difficult for me to get to at short notice, but I am with you in spirit.

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 22:28

I may have a look at the SSDNCOP file while I am here though

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:28