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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:45

Oops, sorry, and a QUOTE FUNCTION.
I am going to break into tech's shed. Can somebody please hold my WKD?

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:44

Tee, you still around?

Could you sort out the font size of the bolded words while you're here?

They cba.

It distrubs me.

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ChristmasKate · 29/09/2012 22:44

I have stink bombs and whoopi cushions.

YouSmegHead · 29/09/2012 22:44

What about the spreadsheet,, they must have it somewhere.

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:43

Now we also would like icons for dragon to be full time (MIL threads), and we need icons of 'pants on fire'

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 22:42

I see I'm late, but I have the prawns and the sewing kit for the curtains.

Anyone lend a hand?

YouSmegHead · 29/09/2012 22:42

Val so didn't get that, had to turn my phone round Grin

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:42

Why thanks. It was gifted to me by another (now seemingly departed MNer)

I save it for special occasions.

I have a flowery fuck off too. I feel all spesh on the inside when I post it where it's deserved

Messing with the AIBU warning at the top could be quite fun.

Ie...This is a fight club Grin

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 29/09/2012 22:41

Aaaah I see Chaos.

Can you change all of the desktop backgrounds to be piccies of GF?

I'm pretty sure that at least one of them has the password Gr3ggs5au5ageR0ll

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:40

I say we find the Lost Threads of Chat room and rescue some. I mourn their passing.

YouSmegHead · 29/09/2012 22:40

Do we have anyone teccy who can change one of the smileys to Rude ones?

TalcAndTurnips · 29/09/2012 22:40

I dunno where you lot all are. Sad

I clicked Chaos's link and I've ended up in the Matron's room of a prominent boys' boarding school somewhere in Surrey.

It smells of liniment and socks and there are confiscated copies of Razzle everywhere.

Send help.

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:40

I really need to find the secret file on WHAT THEY DID TO POMBEAR :(

ProphetOfDoom · 29/09/2012 22:39

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:39

All the old deleted threads must be around somewhere.
Can we revive some zombies?

MmeLindor · 29/09/2012 22:39

I think we need to waken our pre-teen children. They would be good at this.

Whoopie cushions on the boardroom seats would feature if you asked DS

ProphetOfDoom · 29/09/2012 22:38

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PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:37

Val - that is quite stunning Gin Grin

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:37

I have been collecting slugs for a while. Any suggestions?

IamtheZombie · 29/09/2012 22:37

They wouldn't have been so cruel as to leave NewKate in charge on a Saturday night would they? Especially when it's a full moon...

Grin
AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 22:37

Val, you are now my bestest MNer Grin

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 22:37

Picture to go on the wall

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:37

PMSL, you have recovered from your hangover then, Chaos? Wink

Don't forget the Fun Snaps - you position them carefully under the loo seat, so that anyone who sits on it gets a resounding "crack" when they sit down....

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:37

agolden some people have to go too far, don't they?

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 22:36

Pin up posters of Gina Ford?