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Original poster

SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

OP posts:
SrirachaGirl · 29/09/2012 22:53

Oooh! I've got invisible chalk! I shall write "OI!" on all the chairs. . Sooooo rude Shock.

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:53

ok, shouting fight might not be a good idea

shhhh

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:53

And my torch has run out of batteries

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:53

ok - and then we could all cry 'fight, fight' like what they do in films!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:52

Shhhhhhhhhhh....I think I heard someone coming

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:52

We could let them fight it out? Thumbs up type situation.

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:51

BANG!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:51

Who is going to sit on me. I feel I have the right to know...and you are all disguised.

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:51

But Sue, how would you choose which ones?

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:51

Releasing the trolls is a bit drastic. Just a few maybe?

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:50

chaos where are you? I can't see you in your brilliant disguise as a packet of pombears

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:50

Can someone sit on Norks?

NO QUOTE FUNCTION.

[grr]

OP posts:
PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:50

Actually, just change one letter in their logins - they'd take ages to notice!

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 22:50

Oi, I've found the shaving kit!

I knew they were a bunch of hairy handed truckers, but to find actual evidence!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:49

Oooh, can we let ALL the trolls out of the dungeon?

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 22:49

Just change one letter in their passwords.

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 22:48

Could we ban them, like they do with trolls?

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:48

oooh - real gin

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:48

Don't forget the Fun Snaps (under toilet seats)......

TalcAndTurnips · 29/09/2012 22:47

Ooooh look - I've found Matron's ciggies and her bottle of Bombay Sapphire.

ProphetOfDoom · 29/09/2012 22:47

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SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:47

I'm going to give myself powers to tidy Aibu.
And do some tweeting.

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:47

You won't be able to unsee it once you peep, Norks. Don't do it....

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:46

I have found the key to Justine's SECRET cupboard. She we peep?

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 22:45