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Original poster

SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

OP posts:
NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:01

Who's got the gelignite? I am planning some fun.

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:01

Quick tell me how you do the blank posts

Please Grin

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:00

Can we add a catsbumface emoticon? They're going to need it when they roll in in the morning with their hangovers...Grin

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:59

eurgh! Wrong pattern!

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:59

Oops sorry pepper - forgot you needed to see as well!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:59

pepp you are accidentally knitting a large wanksock

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:58

What is Eurex?

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:58

Oh FFS, this balaclava has no eye holes....

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:58

Am replacing Eurex in the vending machine with bubblegum

(waits 9 patient months)

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:58

Or we could all do ^^ that.

That'll really wind em up [wunk]

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:57

Knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one,

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:57

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:57

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We would have got away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.

Surely you should arrange child are if you are doing a raid?

KoPo · 29/09/2012 22:57

I'm heading to those out of the way rooms to soak the carpets and sow cress seeds.

If I'm not back in 20 mins send someone to find me. :)

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:57

I'm trying to knit, but it's been quite a while!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:56

Where are the knitters and crocheters when we need them
QUICK, we have a balaclava deficit emergency

HappySunflower · 29/09/2012 22:55

Ssssssh.
QUIETER you lot.
Don't you know? Olivia has ears everywhere

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:55

Did someone let the poo troll out?
Or is someone too scared to use the clingfilmed/popping loos?

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:55

Ooops, sorry for shouting! Caps lock accidentally on! Blush

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:54

srira shhhhhhhhhh, do you WANT us to get caught.

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:54

sorry, that's a car key torch not balaclava!

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 22:54

iT WASN'T ANYONE COMING, IT WAS SOMEONE SITTING ON THE LOO WITH THE FUN SNAPS UNDER THE SEAT...........

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:54

Only FUNNY trolls allowed out.
Cruel ones go back to dungeon and the NORKSTRETCHER!!!

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:54

I've got my useful car key one here (amazingly it worked the other day when I needed it!)

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:53

Quick, give me a balaclava, sod the hair.