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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

OP posts:
PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 23:14

Can I stop knitting now?

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:14

Ah, superglue! I have had to use that in the past to stick my hi-vis jacket back together.....

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:14

KoPo - we're on a break! have a sausage sarnie while we plot some more Grin

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 23:13

Hmm, got glue - just looking in the 'things that stick box'...

... uhu ?
... pva ?
... staples ?
ah ha - superglue...

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:13

I've got some. Let me just finish gluing their staplers to the table.

KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:12

Anyone remember to bring superglue?

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:11

Yeah, ketchup, sauce whatever........

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:10

Ketchup?

KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:10

Pass me some of that Rioja! All this pranking is thirsty work

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:10

Don't worry val I have nicked the 'BIG BOOK OF BANNING' ....they won't know how to do it

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:10

Here you go - full English (aka builders' breakfast).

With Wine.....

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:09

I haven't had fried bread in ages!

KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:09

I got the carpets done nicely! .... They should start sproting cress in a couple of days

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:09

Watcher nagoo

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 23:09

Right all you rebellers. I have to go to bed before I fall asleep on the keyboard and to this

BHdgilbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaerhhhhhhhhhhnm bvn s\v

G'night y'all. Hope we aren't all banned in the am Wink

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:08

Excellent, I'll have a full english breakfast, with the leftover Rioja Grin

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:08

OK, the bacon and eggs are just about done! Fried bread anyone?

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:08

Olivia Doe Snot?

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 23:07

Couthy. Nice one.

Nagoo · 29/09/2012 23:06

norks ShockI shall restrain you with your own beautiful jerwellery! sticking furniture to the celing? Shock Poor olivia doe snot deserve the dreaded shrinks!

:(

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:04

nutella you have gone TOO far :(

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:04

I know, lets have a fry-up!

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:04
SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:03
CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:01

We could swap all the Rioja in the cupboard for fruit shoots...