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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

OP posts:
ouryve · 29/09/2012 23:35

Who fancies changing the logo? That baby on the left has to be peeing in someone's face.

I'll get DH to write a macro to swap "mums" and "net" around every time they appear together, either officially or in messages.

And I'll knit a few balaclavas, but you'll have to not mind them being bright pink.

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:35

I know that now Grin

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:35

Orange, you thick or something?

You always write the name of the naughtiest kid in school.

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:34

A gin warehouse?! And we're all here, sober? What the Jeff are we waiting for?!

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:33

I only got a lunchtime detention for that too. Bet anyone else would have been suspended.

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:33

See I was rubbish, I made the mistake of writing my own name on the walls of the girls toilets Sad

I even admitted it Sad

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:32

pigeon had the wrong pattern to start with.
try the camouflage paint?

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:31

I will just look all innocent, and flutter my eyelids, and get away with it. It worked at school. None of the teachers EVER believed that Miss Goody two shoes was the one that cling filmed the staff bogs, or swapped the staff room biscuits for a comedy jumping snake.

Until the day I pushed it too far, barricaded myself in the Deputy HT's office, and sung Flash aaa-aaaah Gordon over the Tannoy system, and gave all the teachers detention...

Grin
AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:31

... or the wank sock?

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 23:30

I think I have my balaclava on back to front-I can't see a thing......

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:30

A gin warehouse?!

So what the fuck are we doing in here Confused

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:29

I think we are safe, the footsteps went over to the gin warehouse, you can all come out now (if you are still in the closet)

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:28
AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:28

''She's gone to tell on us!''

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:28

Seeing as it's you Weasel, I'll let it go.

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:27

Yeah, sorry Norks.

When I get nervous...

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 23:27

Sorry Nutty Sparkling pushed me in her hurry to get into the bin

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:27

No pound coins but have got a jar full of pennies

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:26

She's gone to tell on us!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:26

i heard a squeak

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:26

Lets stick a £1 coin to the floor too!

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:26

Chaos, are you still with us?

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:25

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Who farted!

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:25

Can anyone see who it is? Thought Sparkling was meant to be the lookout?

KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:24

I need some help to glue all the phone handsets down! There is just too many of them for me to tackle alone.