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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:18

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:18

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:18

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

crazynanna · 29/09/2012 22:17

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them Wink [classic]

topsyturner · 29/09/2012 22:16

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:15

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:14

I'm not teuching the loos.

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SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:14

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:13

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:13

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?