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Original poster

SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:28

Now, do we know I'd there are showers at the towers (poetry)
If so, unscrewing the shower head and inserting an oxo cube might be amusing

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:27

Veh good SueP.

That was a letdown and a hald, non?

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AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 22:27

Take the door handles of and put them back on upside down

Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:27

Which one Val? Or both!

I once got a colleague with the umbrella one months after I had done it, I happened to be standing near by, along with many colleagues as we were going to an all company lunch thing, when next she used it. Grin

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:27

Pigeon. Another brilliant addition to the thread

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:26

Prawns in the curtain rail
(classic)

crazynanna · 29/09/2012 22:26

Sparkling is a goody 2 shoes she leaves apples' on desks Grin

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:26

Very good, Weasel.

You evil-mindeded tweedle.

That will learn them.

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SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:26

Shall we hide the Big Red Button?
Oooo, and lets fuck up the Suspend Posting function.
Oh, wait....

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:26

Anybody handy with a screwdriver?
We could attach all OliviaMns furniture to the ceiling.
And put a pendant light on the floor

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:26

I'm not good with technology but I have some naice ham I can hide in the filing cabinets?

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:26

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)

UnChartered · 29/09/2012 22:25

[wunk]

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 22:25

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

BabylonPI · 29/09/2012 22:25

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:24

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire Wine for you

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:24

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 22:24

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:23

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:23

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

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Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:22

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:21

VDU's?

Is that rood?

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Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:21

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

HecateHarshPants · 29/09/2012 22:19
Grin
Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:19

Sue. Love the 16 second x posting Grin

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?