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A topic called chaos

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shaky · 14/09/2012 22:16

Dear MNHQ,

PLEASE may we have a topic just for chaos.

Many thanks

OP posts:
Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 23:20

Aw OP!

I thought I was going to have to kick your ass there!

Come bvack and lets have some Wine?

Cig? I run an occasional shed you know?

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:20

PHEEEE-EW

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 14/09/2012 23:17

Chaos Code Red Officially Stepped Down!

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:14

Oh poor you OP. Grin

I thought you were dissing (eh? what kind of word is that?) chaos and being a bit spiteful.

I take it all back and I am sorry for misconstruing and for casting nasturtiums.

Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 23:13

Sue, i ALWAYS do the Bob in the appropriate Bob voice.

DS has learned to respnd to it as I have told him it is his middle name (well, not really but he does have Robert as a middle name Grin )

Original poster
shaky · 14/09/2012 23:12

Omg! I didnt mean to put chaos in a corner or anything!!!

I totally love chaos!

She is ultimate MN royalty, it was meant to be an honour! Honest

Total respect to chaos, I luffes her.

I started this thread, then went for a shower, came back and 60 messages! Panicked not read it yet, I apologise if I caused any offence...

I love chaos..

I'm going to read it all now < scared>

OP posts:
LRDtheFeministDragon · 14/09/2012 23:05

Yeah, she's distinctive. I am shite at spotting NCs though. I don't like it when people do it, I end up asking where they've gone and being bewildered when some helpful sod I don't know from Adam turns up making hints and grinning madly.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 14/09/2012 23:03

Me too LRD! I read the title and instantly think CHAOS! Grin she did a thread under a NC a while back, asking people to guess who she was. I was too late to post, but I read the OP and got it instantly! Grin

LRDtheFeministDragon · 14/09/2012 23:03

Thanks GetOrf/Raisin.

(I like the idea of 'ferench'.)

Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 23:02

LRD I think ( Hmm ) is means a whole load of shit (basically)

My fave Jeff Goldblum quote is:

Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man ? woman inherits the earth.
RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:02

french not ferench ffs

SuePurblybilt · 14/09/2012 23:02

No, anyone who says BoB in ANY form without doing the Blackadder voice is a twat

Why would you want tram lines on your foof? For playing trains?

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:01

tranche = a share of money, or a portion of stuff partic fud. A slice of ham in ferench is a tranche

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 23:01

I'd like Jeff Goldblum to discuss Chaos Theory in the persona of Brundle in The Fly just after he has been through the pod and is all sweaty and doing gymnastics in the rafters.

That would be cool.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 14/09/2012 23:00

It means having a tram line shaved on your fanny. I'm sure of it.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:00

French for slice, iirc.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:00

I couldn't say discombobulated out loud.

Because I would say it like Edmund Blackadder and look like a twat again

LRDtheFeministDragon · 14/09/2012 22:59

What does tranche mean? I should know but can't think and it's bugging me now.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 14/09/2012 22:58

Ooh, that'd be awesome. Then I could wander into the section when I need to learn to be a nicer person and browse her threads for a while. She's lovely.

OTOH I am beginning to get a 'sense' for a good Chaos thread from the titles by now. Grin

SuePurblybilt · 14/09/2012 22:58

Let's have a Chaos Theory topic though, why the feckery not? We have everything else.
All I know about Chaos Theory is what Jeff Goldblum explained in Jurassic Park, but that's enough for a start. He could do a web chat.

MrsVamos · 14/09/2012 22:58

Why do I want to shout "EPIC FAIL" ? Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 22:57

Gosh, I've missed you too, SueP Thanks

It's a long time since I have seen confusion and misunderstanding over the mauve hues of your nether regions.

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 22:57

boo to eejitry and yay for your triumphant return Sue

yy to disingenousness methinks

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 14/09/2012 22:56

Tranche sounds like it could be rude.

Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 22:55

I used tranche in conversation the other day. I did feel like part dick, part clever after though