Dear MNHQ,
I would like a name thingy (I can't remember the word, but Reality asked for it once) so that I can use a name which someone else has used previously.
The name I would like to use is Absy.
Here are a number of ridiculously good reasons as to why I'd like it and why I should have it:
- I have checked, and wheover has it, has never used it. Ever, like never ever in the history of mumsnet (unless I searched wrong - a possibility)
- Some VERY IMPORTANT and well regarded MNers Pag use it for my nickname
- It's short to type
- My proper short name is Abs, but there's someone called Abzs/Absz so it would be well confusing if I was Abs, and Absy's awesome.
Can I say, you're all looking VERY lovely today, and have you lost some weight?
AMNESTY. That's the word I'm looking for. A name amnesty please
Love, hugs and kisses
Absy