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Original poster

Right - it seems you can no longer be contrary in AIBU. Can I suggest setting up MN Fight Club?

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Sportofino · 31/07/2012 19:41

The only rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.

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Sportofino · 31/07/2012 20:10

Birthday! Fuck off! Begging for birthday wishes and Waitrose vouchers, I'll bet!

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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 31/07/2012 20:10

Oh wah wah wah at your rain.

Its pissed down here for the last month. I've been forced forced to send DH out to buy dinner to make up for another day of getting piss wet through on my sodding bike.

RunYouBastardRun · 31/07/2012 20:10

Shit. Forgot the fighty bit too

Cunts.

There.

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Sportofino · 31/07/2012 20:09

There is free wine in Fight Club. Not a rule, just to oil the wheels...

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Olympicpark · 31/07/2012 20:08

Shit forgot fighty talk.... Oy, where's my fucking present???? How's that?

MarygoeZforgold · 31/07/2012 20:08

You mean this type of thing cocole?

Olympicpark · 31/07/2012 20:07

It's my birthday tomorrow, and I have NC for the Olympics, any guesses! (moo viviennemary Grin

AmazingBouncingFerret · 31/07/2012 20:06

I couldnt even be bothered to seperate my two when they were arguing over a tampon applicator/alien gun. (unused I might add)

You fucking bastards. (my bit of arsiness for the fight club)

ElephantsCanRemember · 31/07/2012 20:06

ABF You have my sympathy. I have been stuck inside with a 12year old, 7year old and 2year old. My wine is open, I think I deserve it.

RunYouBastardRun · 31/07/2012 20:04

Actually, I did take the kids swimming this morning Then I let them play outside all afternoon, only acknowledging when I needed to shout

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Sportofino · 31/07/2012 20:03

Oh Maryz - your Hmm is inspired!

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 31/07/2012 20:02

I've been stuck inside with an 11 year old, a 5year and a 2 year old. I have stocked up on wine.

FrankWippery · 31/07/2012 20:02

Yeah yeah Bastard. Up yours.

cocolepew · 31/07/2012 20:02

Talking about Brad is no good. Shouldn't we have pictures?

MarygoeZforgold · 31/07/2012 20:01

Fuck off.

Stop being so fucking reasonable Hmm

Is that the kind of fighty you want?

Viviennemary · 31/07/2012 20:01

Everybody seems to be agreeing lately in the AIBU threads. What's going on!!

RunYouBastardRun · 31/07/2012 20:01

We've had sun all day. I've been inside on MN all day. Getting high.

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Sportofino · 31/07/2012 20:00
I am aiming at Grin
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FrankWippery · 31/07/2012 19:59

Lissie, how can you even ask someone from HQ whether it's gin or tea? I thought it was common knowledge and absolute fact that they have IVs full of the juniper stuff hooked up to their desks.

I went to the Common today. It fucking rained. I am not going again.

RunYouBastardRun · 31/07/2012 19:58

I normally drink orange tea but I've run out so I've gone for wine instead.

Rebecca, compose a post along the lines of "Thank you. We will look into this as soon as the slippery wet muscley men leave our screens we have time". Hit 'send to all', pour wine, sit back and watch the men in trunks. Job done.

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RebeccaAdlingtonMumsnet · 31/07/2012 19:57

Gin, obvs

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Sportofino · 31/07/2012 19:57

Getorfmyland, for example, is an atrocious cunt!

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LissiesAWenlockLass · 31/07/2012 19:56

Rebecca, what would you prefer to warm you up? gin or tea?

LemarchandsCoxlessPair · 31/07/2012 19:55

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RebeccaAdlingtonMumsnet · 31/07/2012 19:55

Wet and miserable - thanks for asking

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