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Oi, please come and compose your Olympics haikus here (we may rustle up a prize for the best)

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HellenicGamesMumsnet · 27/07/2012 13:15

Hello.

Having rofled our way through your Bradley-Wiggins-inspired poetry thread, we thought we'd start the Official Mumsnet Olympics Haiku Thread.

Please do come and post your best haikus about the Games, as and when inspiration strikes.

We may well have a prize or two for the best offerings....

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Spirael · 27/07/2012 13:31

Flaming Olympics
Costing gold, silver and bronze
Roll on September

OutrageousFlavourLikeFreesias · 27/07/2012 13:30

Ah, the Olympics!
That pink symbol's splattered on
Everything we buy.

Alas, the logo
Looks like Lisa Simpson is
Giving a blow-job.

FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 27/07/2012 13:27

Love the new nn btw the way Helen!

FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 27/07/2012 13:26

London twenty twelve
Welcomes all with open arms
Please stand to the right

Trills · 27/07/2012 13:18

Uh-oh, nobody tell LOCOG!