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I demand an explanation, MNHQ

83 replies

LeB0F · 22/06/2012 09:15

I am supposed to be getting a new roof put on this weekend, as this one has leaked for ten years and now has bloody pigeons living in it. The roofers should be here by now, and they are not. Probably because it's pissing down, and the forecast says it will continue to do so for approximately the next twelve years.

I know it's your fault. Everything else is.

Do something, or I'm off to netmums.

OP posts:
MrsChemist · 22/06/2012 11:48

We have a hideous neighbour roof, which periodically throws roof tiles at us.

Our pigeons nested next to the bathroom.

Fucking voyeur pervy pigeons.

Pinot · 22/06/2012 11:42

troll

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:59

Slattern.

PostBellumBugsy · 22/06/2012 10:59

LeBof, I can't believe you haven't knit your own roof. What's wrong with you woman?!

iseenodust · 22/06/2012 10:51

A truly naice area would have resident peregrine falcon meaning few bloody pigeons only bits of bone in peregrine poo.

BigFatCushion · 22/06/2012 10:46

My pigeons wear Boden and eat organic food. We're happy to have them.

MrsSnaplegs · 22/06/2012 10:46

LeBOF it's because you FF the pigeons instead of BF
BF pigeons don't have these behavioural issues
You can correct this with Greggs and froot shoots Grin

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:39

They're probably forrin too...

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:39

I really hate pigeons because they park in p&c spaces when they've only got blue badges. Bastard benefit workshy scroungers that they are.

iseenodust · 22/06/2012 10:25

If the pigeons are bloody I really think someone should call the RSPB.

LeBof standby to hear from injury compensation lawyers shortly.

Jux · 22/06/2012 10:21

Ah, I hadn't realized that MNHQ did volcanoes!! The penny has dropped at last.

ThanksThanksThanks to you MNHQ. That Icelandic volcano you set off was perfect timing and we had to stay inMalta for an extra week. Please, if I give you the dates, could you if again so we're stuck on holiday again this year?

LST · 22/06/2012 10:20

THE PIGEONS TOOK HER!!!

ginslinger · 22/06/2012 10:18

has anyone noticed that the OP hasn't returned? [taps nose]

giraffesCantFitInThePalace · 22/06/2012 10:10

I am reporting you to the rspcpigeon. You fucker.

JarethTheGoblinKing · 22/06/2012 10:09

and BIWI Grin

Caerlaverock · 22/06/2012 10:09

bof in local rag

NorksAreMessy · 22/06/2012 10:06

Nobody got a daily mail roof link?

Caerlaverock · 22/06/2012 10:06

Omg at cooing flying paedos

Hullygully · 22/06/2012 10:06

How dare you say roof?

Just what are you implying?

NorksAreMessy · 22/06/2012 10:06

I actually think with your gorgeous body you could carry off a more tapered roof. neon is going to continue to be this season's best colour.
Don't forget to accessories with a slimline chimney.

D you want to see a picture of my new roof. It's gorgeous and cost MUCH more than you could afford

IamtheZombie · 22/06/2012 10:05

Oooh, a nice off the wall thread!

Now, what has Zombie forgotten?

Hmm.....

Ah!

[Bombay Sapphire] [Bombay Sapphire] [Bombay Sapphire] [Bombay Sapphire]

Pagwatch · 22/06/2012 10:05

Some pigeons are actually tiny tiny pedophiles in fancy dress . Tru fact.

ThoughtBen10WasBadPokemonOMG · 22/06/2012 10:02
Grin
SoupDragon · 22/06/2012 10:02

I hear NetMums has roofs (rooves?) that are all sparkly and covered in unicorn vomit fairy dust.

Caerlaverock · 22/06/2012 10:01

I think you are projecting onto the roof and over sharing, go to your health visitor and ask for help with your narc personality disorder

Hope this helps x

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