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Original poster

<whispers> Is Tech a slave?

36 replies

EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 14/05/2012 20:42

Every time the site goes down MNHQ say that Tech is working on it in his shed. It doesn't matter what time of day or night it is, Tech seems to be working in his shed. So either:

  1. Tech is very lonely and has no home life so spends all his time in his shed
or 2. Tech is a slave for MNHQ

So tell us MNHQ, which is it? I am concerned that by being a MNer member I am being a hypocrite by also supporting Amnesty International.

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Original poster
EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 14/05/2012 22:31

Is there a link with Disneyland then? Maybe Mickey Mouse is a slave too and is made to post bumsex threads in the evening when all the kids have gone home.

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IamtheZombie · 14/05/2012 22:30

Zombie is worried they'll be shipping him off to Guantanamo Bay next.

IamtheZombie · 14/05/2012 22:29

Florida...

Original poster
EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 14/05/2012 22:25

off-shore? Where is off-shore? Should I be alerting Amnesty International?

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IamtheZombie · 14/05/2012 22:13

Tech is based off-shore...

Very dodgy is off-shore.

Tiago · 14/05/2012 21:13

"they are very destructive and prone to cause a "offline for a few moments" incident"

or accidentally taking over the West's nuclear computers and setting off a war. Accidents do happen you see.

ThePathanKhansWitch · 14/05/2012 21:11

Yes Sad and they make Tech wear a Gimp Mask and it's not even leather.

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 14/05/2012 21:08

I think you have to apply for a special licence from the ministry of Techognomes

and then you have a home visit to check the suitability of your shed accomodation as it needs quite up to date technology installed. You really wouldn't want to have a bored Tech, they are very destructive and prone to cause a "offline for a few moments" incident.

Original poster
EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 14/05/2012 20:56

You'veCat Shock - where can I get one?

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LadyBabsFlashesHerFanjo · 14/05/2012 20:48

Tech like it in the shed Grin

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 14/05/2012 20:47

Tech is a general term for a group of gnome like very computer literate beings which live in small dwelling similar to a shed.
They have to live separately as they have a tendency to bite guests and overindulge on biscuits.