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Is mumsnet falling apart?

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Iggly · 02/05/2012 06:39

As well as "we're offline every thirty seconds " madness, it now tells me that the search function for unanswered messages is broken until 3 May. Is Tech on holiday? Got the sack?

Come on MN please don't die on me!

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Tech · 03/05/2012 13:40

Was somewhere round an 11 for a while, but now we're probably back to low-grade minor panic....

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 03/05/2012 13:01

NOOOOOO, not MN AND wine, life wouldn't be worth living Grin

LynetteScavo · 02/05/2012 18:06

The world ends in 2012.

MN is the first bit of our world to go.

Next it will Wine

HecateTrivia · 02/05/2012 17:58

Hey Tech, darling. On a scale of 1 - 10, where 1 is pulling your hair out and 10 is ripping off your clothes, beating your chest and hurling yourself off the top of the blackpool tower - how stressed are you with all this? Grin

TuftyFinch · 02/05/2012 17:33

That'll teach me not to read the thread.

TuftyFinch · 02/05/2012 17:32

It's actually gaffer tape Grin

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 02/05/2012 17:30

But they're still the same...I wanted glittery unanswered messages...or rainbow coloured ones....I am very disappointed...

MNHQ
Tech · 02/05/2012 17:15

Hi, the unanswered messages bit should be up again now.

Tee2072 · 02/05/2012 17:10

Oh yes, threats. Our XBox, which we also watch DVDs on, is breaking and we can't afford to replace it so I keep threatening to replace it with a cheap DVD player. It quivers and then works when I do that.

Try threats, Tech.

SoupDragon · 02/05/2012 16:18

I suggested Duck tape at 11am this morning. I don't think the site has crashed since.

HecateTrivia · 02/05/2012 16:07
TheCunningStunt · 02/05/2012 15:57

Gaffer tape....it fixes everything....

HecateTrivia · 02/05/2012 15:56

When my pc started playing up, I threatened to reprogramme it with a 14lb lump hammer.

It has been most compliant since then...

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HelenMumsnet · 02/05/2012 14:29

@FarelyKnuts

Superglue????? :o

Superglue! It's obvious now you say it!

Oi, Tech...

FarelyKnuts · 02/05/2012 14:04

Superglue????? :o

HecateTrivia · 02/05/2012 13:41
LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 02/05/2012 12:36

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, please don't be THE END!!

OFRS bag at the ready, can the DC come if we have to evacuate? They're very cute and I'll bring wine and chocolate

SecretNutellaFix · 02/05/2012 12:05

are we increasing our server capacity then?

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 02/05/2012 11:59

The Unanswered Messages search doesn't work at the mo because we've turned it off for a bit - in an attempt to reduce the strain on the server...

I think this should read

Tech doesn't work at the mo because we've turned him/her off for a bit - in an attempt to reduce the strain on the world of poetry...

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FartBlossom · 02/05/2012 11:51

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I dont want to go anywhere else

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 02/05/2012 11:49

CRIKEY
Is this the end?...

SoupDragon · 02/05/2012 11:47

Quick! Someone break into the shed!

MNHQ
Tech · 02/05/2012 11:27

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end

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