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So. What the hairy danglies is actually going on, MNHQ?

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HecateTrivia · 30/04/2012 20:45

Still going offline several million times a day.

What's up?

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JustineMumsnet · 02/05/2012 10:22

@DogEared

It has indeed, Justine. Tell me, are you proud of what you created? Are you? I never knew what dragon butter was before finding this website... I used to cook for my family ffs... :o
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Collision · 01/05/2012 21:16

at being so soft!

DogEared · 01/05/2012 21:13

The kinder egg middles in a half skinned rabbit description is truly inspired. SOH, you should write a graphic novel.
The blue thing I was surprised by. Green maybe, but blue?

ShowOfHands · 01/05/2012 21:02

Blue waffle is an aristocratic dessert.

Dragon butter is a glazed chicken dish.

ShowOfHands · 01/05/2012 21:01

Like two kinder egg middles suspended in a half-skinned rabbit.

DogEared · 01/05/2012 20:58

Go oooooon. It's what google images is for...

Collision · 01/05/2012 20:52

Could you whisper or cross out a clue as to what they both are.

Am seriously NOT going to google.

DogEared · 01/05/2012 20:49

Yes!!!!!! I know what you mean. Dangling like chicken skin...

ShowOfHands · 01/05/2012 20:48

You know when a piece of prose or poetry is really evocative and you can smell the flowers it describes or taste the food or feel the skin. Really visceral work? Yes?

'hairy danglies'

I can almost feel smell see them.

DogEared · 01/05/2012 20:44

Oh my good God. There were photos ... Shock

DogEared · 01/05/2012 20:15

Blue Waffle, you say???

OlaRapaceFru · 01/05/2012 19:44

DO NOT GOOGLE, Collision

Collision · 01/05/2012 19:42

I am too scared to Google Blue Waffle or DragonButter!!!

GOing offline is flipping annoying! It means I have to pay attention to DH and the children. BORING!!

DogEared · 01/05/2012 19:40

It has indeed, Justine. Tell me, are you proud of what you created? Are you? I never knew what dragon butter was before finding this website... I used to cook for my family ffs... :o

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JustineMumsnet · 01/05/2012 19:01

@DogEared

It used to be all about mooncups and Bugaboos, and now it's all wolef fleeces and cuntworms...

It's all gorn to the Dogs(Ears)!

crazynanna · 30/04/2012 23:27

I tell you what...nethuns is frigging shit tonight too

JeelyPiece · 30/04/2012 23:22

I was forced to talk to DH and when I could bear that no longer, read netmums Sad

We have loads of spare cables kicking around here, I can get some couriered to you with Yodel if that would help.

Northernlurker · 30/04/2012 23:04

It is bloody annoying!

startail · 30/04/2012 23:03

Fix it please! Even if it means dragging tech out the pub.

Maybe techs watching football.

I've just been to a very dreary school meeting. I need some MN.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 30/04/2012 23:02

I am considering changing my name back but I'm scared I might go into my mumsnet and never come out again Sad

nannynick · 30/04/2012 23:00

Have you noticed how Mumsnet goes down just as you click the Post Message button. Luckily GoogleChrome keeps the form in history (least it does for me) so back button, open new tab, and wait for mumsnet to come back before pushing Post.

Feed Tech chocolate and coffee... will keep them up all night to kick the server when it crashes.

hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman · 30/04/2012 22:35

Someone needs to feed the hamster, he seems to be on a go slow tonight.

OlaRapaceFru · 30/04/2012 22:28

I've been saying this until I'm blue in the face Sad - and nobody's been listening to me Angry, Justine has to move Tech out of that cold, damp, draughty shed and give him a nice, warm, dry office.

That's why MN keeps breaking, poor Tech can't carry on working in these conditions.

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HecateTrivia · 30/04/2012 22:20

I think they've got Tech locked up in the shed again.

I think he's bound and gagged and turning mn on and off with his nose.

going offline for one minute is a dot, going off for 5 is a dash.

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Jux · 30/04/2012 22:04

I've had to watch television this evening Shock