The following words:
hubby
chavvy/chav
aunt flo
plasma screen TV in any context other than a geeky one.
Starring would be acceptable. You could make it opt in so the huns can get on with it and I don't have to cry "my eyes! my eyes!" every 40 minutes.
Threads about the following:
Benefit bashing Or at least put a warning on the thread titles like BIGOT in big red letters. Possibly flashing. I feel this could be one use of a ticker I could support.
Posters:
Who cannot read a thread properly due to being a lazy arse
Who are hard of thinking
Who are determined to take great offence at what others post regardless of the actual intent of the poster
Who don't say thank you when someone takes the time to give advice
I'm sure there is more. I'm sure others have more. Please MNHQ can you just take a metaphorical red pen to the whole lot?