DBF BANNING THREAD: 3

Or maybe it'll all die down and everyone will forget who has been banned and why.

I think it'll die down, but if anyone needs urgent need of advice on rehoming a dog, oh yes, then we'll remember

seriously for a mo - if that does happen, is there someone qualified and willing to deal with all those - too many - 'Valhalla, over here' type threads?

Have we moved on from tortoises? I can discuss tortoises.

If I ever get that sad - shoot me.

Oh dear. I think your presence on this thread may qualify you. Unless you say something really funny or at least completely and utterly unrelated to Other Forums or the original topic of the thread.

don't bother

it goes: yeah but no but fuck em yeah but innit

I think you much reach a higher status when you are banned, so you become some sort of celebrity. Freed from the shackles of Mumsnet you can start other forums and slag them all off to your hearts content! Whatever you ever wanted to say but couldn't can all come out. Until you get bored and decide to join Mumsnet again.

Or perhaps not? Perhaps the mouldies/fungals will join forces with the banned to become a super secret forum and perhaps that will all happen just before Christmas. Then some of those going to the Christmas Do will be forced to admit that they were banned Mumsnetters who have just re-joined under a false name to gain information.....

Or maybe it'll all die down and everyone will forget who has been banned and why.

oh, I googled it.

Seems it was the flowers that she loved.

The sweets are from a British company.

But did you know you can get GIANT parmaviolets?

It's not about the ban anymore.

It's more about the llamas than the dramas now.

Did she MmeLindor? Suddenly my halloween leftovers seem much more exclusive than they did before.

be [insert where appropriate]

Soupy - they'll at school, it's ok! (apart from the one you've locked under the stairs)

If this thread kicks off can someone sound the klaxon. I really need to be doing other stuff.

Parma violets are connected to Bonaparte, are they not? Was it not his wife who loved them?

next person to type gets banned

"Do these people not have jobs? Children? Homes? Real life friends?"

Fuck! The children!

another thread??
why, someone was banned.
mn hq run the site their call/
I din't like it when my mate as banned, I talke to mn hq privately, and at the end of the day whether I agree or not it is their call.
same here imo.
there is no way they can back down now even if they wanted too.
(but if they do I will start a thread asking for my mate to be allowed back, as why not)

Wow Mumsnet HQ must be pretty pleased with the impact they are having! I mean, people are giving up their real lives to bang on and on and on about how they were banned from a virtual internet forum - and then they set up another forum talking about the forum from which they were banned!

If I ever get that sad - shoot me.

Seriously though, surely life is not that bad that being banned from a forum (which is easy to bypass by simply creating another email address and username) takes up all the hours of your day? Do these people not have jobs? Children? Homes? Real life friends?

I used to have a link to a fab drama llama though. i shall search it out...

What has made me snigger most about the Other Forum is that they comment how sad and pathetic it is that there are people lurking and then commenting about it on MN and then they copy chunks from mN threads and talk about them on their forum.

Fabulous.

Llama Farmar Drama in Parma

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Can't even type it, let alone say it.

Drama

I was once somewhere when there was a report of trains being delayed by llamas on the line. And someone said, 'weird place to meditate'....

Definitely 'Parma' - as in Parma I presume as Parma Violets are an Italian violet

No, but i did wake up with the phrase 'Drama Llama' in my head.

It's been intruding my thoughts all morning.

Is anyone else seeing how quickly they can say "Llama Farmer" ten times in a row now?

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It may be parma rather than palma. My spelling can never really be relied upon to be completely accurate, but parma makes me think of ham, and palma seems more violet-like.