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Original poster

can we have a reversed biscuit pleeeease?

90 replies

JjandtheBeanlovesUnicorns · 13/10/2011 17:45

As the subject states.

The --pretty disgusting bunch of cretins that we are-- lovely bunch who frequent the sporn/pusporn threads feel we need an emoticon, a reversed biscuit would do nicely and surely be nice and easy, pretty please.

We can bribe withThanks[hbiscuit]Wineor Brew

OP posts:
skinnymuffin · 14/10/2011 20:04

My envelope doesn't throb! Why doesn't it?? Why??

Who has a throbbing envelope?

[boil]

Original poster
JjandtheBeanlovesUnicorns · 14/10/2011 19:47

In the words of my 4yo

You are horrible and yucky and not my best friend anymore....

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

OP posts:
ElectricSoftPusPornParade · 14/10/2011 19:11

ThanksThanksThanks Damian [hearts and flowers].

More please!

BecauseImWorthIt · 14/10/2011 17:04

Three members of MNHQ on this thread. So. You're either pus obsessives, or there's not much going down this afternoon ... Grin

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 16:24

No. Just no.

KurriKurri · 14/10/2011 16:18

You need to go to the doctor with that one Damian, - but thanks for sharing Grin

iceandsliceplease · 14/10/2011 16:06

Not a zit emoticon. A boil emoticon, or a pusbiscuit.

iceandsliceplease · 14/10/2011 16:05

limitedperiodonly, that's similar to what happens in my house. I set out to tidy up, but when I see the size and power of the attacking forces I wave a creased greying originally white hanky and go back to the computer.

Very pretty Damian. Thanks

OTheHugeWerewolef · 14/10/2011 16:04

You mean you are seriously campaigning for a zit emoticon?

Confused
PinotScreechio · 14/10/2011 15:58

I rather like that there Damian.

RedRubyBlue · 14/10/2011 15:55

A tad complicated but we will manage.

Thank you Damian.

MNHQ
DamianTech · 14/10/2011 15:43

Oh alright, you win. I give up. Here's your emoticon:

. . . . AngryAngryAngry
. . AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
AngryAngryHmmHmmHmmAngryAngry
AngryAngryHmmHmmHmmAngryAngry
AngryAngryHmmHmmHmmAngryAngry
. . AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
. . . . AngryAngryAngry

Happy? Wine

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 14/10/2011 15:42

Time to pour the boiling oil off the battlements, DamienTech!

limitedperiodonly · 14/10/2011 15:34

kurri makes a good point.

I've watched loads of films about sieges and you know people are at the point of surrender when they come to the battlements and see the strength of the invading army.

KurriKurri · 14/10/2011 15:23

oops misspelled your name Damian

KurriKurri · 14/10/2011 15:23

Oh now Damien's here - were definitely getting the reverse biscuit

MNHQ
DamianTech · 14/10/2011 15:22

@ZombiesAteYourCervix

Damian, dear boy, picture a boil. a large, juicy, boil, all hot and red and throbbing, with a deliciously ripe, yellow head and you have a reverse biscuit. the yellow bit is red and the red bit yellow. et voila!

actually - could you make it throb gently like the PM envelope,please?
Thanks and Wine

Ick. Think I need the afternoon off now not that I'd dare with HelenMumsnet looking Grin

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 14/10/2011 15:19

No it really really doesn't

KurriKurri · 14/10/2011 15:03

Helen, the fact that you're here proves you are on the very brink of agreeing to the reverse biscuit. Grin

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 14/10/2011 14:24
ElectricSoftPusPornParade · 14/10/2011 14:22

Olivia and Damian please realise you hold the key to making so many of us very, very happy. Think about karma, just think.

PinotScreechio · 14/10/2011 13:58

You're all sick.

I love you all :o

[pus]

RedRubyBlue · 14/10/2011 11:58

Zombies

Some people have no imagination Sad

limitedperiodonly · 14/10/2011 11:13

olivia if you ever had an enormous boil on your bum wouldn't it comfort you to know there were so many people here ready to relieve you?

Have you ever had an enormous boil on your bum btw?

ZombiesAteYourCervix · 14/10/2011 10:04

Damian, dear boy, picture a boil. a large, juicy, boil, all hot and red and throbbing, with a deliciously ripe, yellow head and you have a reverse biscuit. the yellow bit is red and the red bit yellow. et voila!

actually - could you make it throb gently like the PM envelope,please?
Thanks and Wine