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POO & WEE topic please

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 12:02

Isn't it time that a Poo and Wee section was introduced?

Lately we have had poos at Victoria Station, poos in socks, how good it feels to have a big poo, throwing wee at one's husband.

The time has come to give those that get off on poo/ find it amusing their own space so the rest of us can be spared it.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:18

Stop it deuxpoints. You veer dangerously close to the edge. Go start a "don't you just love it when hot wee accidentally dribbles down your inner thigh when you're trying to wee on the compost heap"

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deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 14:16

Actually - Weeing on your compost heap really does it good

Ask any gardener

notwavingjustironing · 16/05/2011 14:12

Crikey Slubber, don't be encouraging al fresco evacuation. I'm all for a Great Outdoors topic (add me to your spreadsheet), but I don't want to be stepping in/over excretia..... Grin

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:08

Yes but that's fine. Each to their own etc, if they are all water closeted away somewhere, the rest of us are spared their gleeful pooey gloating.

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deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 14:06

But Hully - it might encourage posters of a certain sexual nature to join MN?

If they've got their own topic - they could become even more graphic

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:06

No you can't. Not even if the walking shoes are fantastic and cope well with treading in dog poo.

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Slubberdegullion · 16/05/2011 14:04

mmm

Could there be a sub forum, venn diagram kind of application about dog poo.

Obv there are quite a lot of angsty dog poo threads but in The Dog House we do enjoy a good chat about firm nuggety dog poos, and how to achieve them.

As Rachel has this on her radar I lots of people are still after a Great Outdoors topic so we can chat about walking sandals. Smile
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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 13:57

Absolutely.

I don't care if people want to shit all over themselves/their socks or their partners, or wank over it. But they shouldn't do it here.

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BeerTricksPotter · 16/05/2011 13:54

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deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 13:48

Shite - didn't read the op.

Sorry!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/05/2011 13:39

erm deuxpoints isn't that the, ahem, point?

Get all the shite threads into one topic and do one almighty "hide"?

Confused

Or alternatively, if you're not happy, you could always Log Out.

deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 13:26

No - disgusting idea for a topic.

Please remind yourselves you are no longer 5 years old.

Thank you.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 13:20

Come on, come on sign up and then we can flush them all out.

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Wordwork · 16/05/2011 13:16

Lol at 'turd party'. Do you think that the organisers of those sorts of functions have to get turd party insurance?Grin

Seriously, actually, it is quite revolting how many people brashly post of their quite disgusting doings.

YouremindmeoftheBFP · 16/05/2011 13:11

I concur. If I never see a thread again where one feels the need to urinate on their partner in revenge, it would be an excellent thing for me.

I have a delicate stomach, don'tcha know.

Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 13:08

I like evacuation collation. Or evacuation station.

Or The Bodily Function. It sounds like a little turd party.

Viagrafalls · 16/05/2011 12:55

Yes to dumping ground!
I really think we should ahem push this forward. Try to flush out any timewasters. Grin

Wordwork · 16/05/2011 12:51

Could this topic encompass pus too, so that all the excretions are in one place? The tendency for spot-o-philiac postings is coming to a head and I think it should be squeezed off the main board.

PrinceHumperdink · 16/05/2011 12:50

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ZacharyQuack · 16/05/2011 12:48

Can't we just have Under the Bridge for all the trolly topics?

PrinceHumperdink · 16/05/2011 12:44

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bibbitybobbityhat · 16/05/2011 12:36

Aye.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/05/2011 12:33

Evacuation Collation?

But The Dumping Ground is tops.

Grin
Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 12:18

Mighty shitey.

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RachelMumsnet · 16/05/2011 12:16

Grin at dumping ground. Will put to the team and let you know. Do post on this thread if you think it's a good idea