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POO & WEE topic please

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 12:02

Isn't it time that a Poo and Wee section was introduced?

Lately we have had poos at Victoria Station, poos in socks, how good it feels to have a big poo, throwing wee at one's husband.

The time has come to give those that get off on poo/ find it amusing their own space so the rest of us can be spared it.

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Slubberdegullion · 16/05/2011 15:03

Clarification: (just for RachelMN as obv she is following this thread closely)

Was a joke about dog poo sub topic, but not a joke about Great Outdoors topic.
Walking sandals are just the tip of the outdoors iceberg. Gaiters, circular pub walks in Cumbria, Twitching (birds), how to use a style, all of that sort of stuff, and NOWHERE to put it on mn.

Nowhere

Sorry for hijack Hully.

Will stop now.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 15:02

I'm amazed more people aren't signing up.

Obviously lack the refinement and sensitivity of this select band

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Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 15:01

Have to go back a page and Grin at turd party insurance. Wordwork..

DameShirleyKnot · 16/05/2011 14:58

Hmmm. I'm going to wait until the last vestige of this Hangoverama has departed and then I will decide.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:48

you need shirl's granny lover to give you a whirl.

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deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 14:47

Hully - I wee on my compost heap and I've seen a documentary on German sanitation ( C4 I think it was on) I can assure you I'm really boring in the bedroom

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:45

Actually, your idea's good. He may as well know what he's in for.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:44

Text and say

wellll, helllllo.

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DameShirleyKnot · 16/05/2011 14:43

Oh no. I don't think I can. I don't think I'm ready for all that. I might have felt ready when I was literally cross eyed with drink but in the cold hard light of day...?

I don't think I can. What would I text and say "heelo, I'm the utter pish head you met on Saturday - I'm not sure if I want a date or owt but HELLO ANYWAY!

OppositeOfBlooming · 16/05/2011 14:39

Scared to ring? Is there a gremlin in your phone?

Man up. Ring. And then come and tell us what he says to be sure.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:38

ring ring ring.

or text if too embarrassed.

deux points you are making me very very suspicious.

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DameShirleyKnot · 16/05/2011 14:37

I didn't. He was uber creepy - but he gave me a bloody good laugh. Adn I did take the telephone number of a very sexy irish man but I am too scared to ring

Worst Chat Up Ever.

OppositeOfBlooming · 16/05/2011 14:35

We're not allowed a Friday Night Topic because it might attract weirdies but we are floating the idea of a poo topic?

Poor show indeed.

PS Did you see what I did with 'floating'? Good innit?

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:34

Did you give him one, you sauce pot?

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deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 14:34

In Germany ( or it could be Switzerland) they have toilets designed for close poo examination - ( poo catches i think they're called) because apparently, you can tell a lot about your health from the shape and colour of your poo.

They have a good look before flushing.

DameShirleyKnot · 16/05/2011 14:33

Amazing. I got chatted up by - well, do you remember that Little Briatain character that David Walliams did? The one who loved the grannies?

Him. The living embodiment of HIM chatted me up. It was...sinister.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:30

Was it fun?

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DameShirleyKnot · 16/05/2011 14:30

See, I really can't stay here because it's just. erk.

(I'm on day 2 of a Spectacular Hangover so I really can't stomach all this so I'm going to have to hide it in a minute)

BeerTricksPotter · 16/05/2011 14:28

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:27

I do feel that you are all trying to talk about fecal matters and this is a high brow, no-poo thread.

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 14:27

Oh in a bucket. Amateur.

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BeerTricksPotter · 16/05/2011 14:27

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deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 14:24

You wee in a bucket first Hully - then you throw it on the compost heap - I admit to doing it. I'm organic you see.

DameShirleyKnot · 16/05/2011 14:23

I think this is just the thing to stop me vomiting into my workbin.

Wordwork · 16/05/2011 14:21

Oh yes, dog poo. I think there will be ructions. Some people will say that is absolutely fine to leave dog poo threads all over Mumsnet, and other people will say they should be bagged up and placed in the excretions topic.

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