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POO & WEE topic please

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 12:02

Isn't it time that a Poo and Wee section was introduced?

Lately we have had poos at Victoria Station, poos in socks, how good it feels to have a big poo, throwing wee at one's husband.

The time has come to give those that get off on poo/ find it amusing their own space so the rest of us can be spared it.

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Mintyy · 24/07/2012 11:32

I am really cross, tbh. And I have had a post wherein I objected to the talk boards being covered in shit deleted today. Come on, hq, I am not being unreasonable.

Mintyy · 24/07/2012 11:29

Yet more adults shitting themselves all over Mumsnet. Why why why oh why can't they be sent off to their own topic, PLEASE?

BoysAreLikeDogs · 03/07/2011 21:59

GUFFaw at dumping ground and log out

Happymm · 03/07/2011 21:38

Hilarious :o

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 00:21

oh, I missed this thread first time around

it made me piss myself Grin

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 28/06/2011 00:18
bibbitybobbityhat · 22/06/2011 16:42

Bumping this - please can we have the darn topic now hq? Then all the 12 year olds can go an amuse themselves quietly without tarnishing the rest of the site.

Maryz · 16/05/2011 16:19

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AbsDuCroissant · 16/05/2011 16:12

I had to leave just after I ran through with some love batons. I want to know if they worked.

There did seem to be a MNer who was involved somehow, or how as incredibly in the know.

Gwan MNHQ, you know you want to tell us. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Or I'll head back to the rather dull but very pink and tickery other forum I've been frequenting as of late.

Maryz · 16/05/2011 16:10

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AbsDuCroissant · 16/05/2011 16:03

I hereby sign up. While we're at it, can I move my SIL to this topic so that she no longer gives me updates on my DB's bowel movements? Ta

New request - what happened to the stalker thread in AIBU, where we were invaded by some rather rude individuals from a private forum. I feel like I'm being punished for not MNing on the weekend.

Hassled · 16/05/2011 15:52

cat :o

Hassled · 16/05/2011 15:52

Wobby - someone threw piss at their DH in revenge for drunken weeing. It was horrific. You see why Hully wants these threads corralled safely away.

catinthehat2 · 16/05/2011 15:50

HAHAHAHA

I'm good Grin

catinthehat2 · 16/05/2011 15:46

It's a crap idea for a topic

WobblyWidgetOnTheScooper · 16/05/2011 15:22

Somebody wanted to wee on their DH in revenge? WTF did I miss?

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 15:18
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Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 15:14

Piss. No I wasn't.
Oh shit I said piss.

Maryz · 16/05/2011 15:14

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Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 15:13

Ah. I was right.
Phew.

Wordwork · 16/05/2011 15:12

Pomender

Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 15:11

What is the plural of pomander?

Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 15:10

The trouble is that those of us with a strong sense of dignity and decorum will see p* and w* in the title and will be gripped with an attack of the vapours.
I have used two or three pomander already just to get through posting thus far.

It is self defeating . Those of us who shudder from no2 related chit chat won't click to join the campaign.

I don't know what we can do

deuxpoints · 16/05/2011 15:07

I said I'm boring not desperate

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Hullygully · 16/05/2011 15:04

I agree with Slubber.

And all hijacks welcome.

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