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MNHQ <waves> [kitten]

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happymole · 27/04/2011 16:54

Dear MNHQ

After yesterdays unspeakable FakeKateGate

Could I draw your attention to this thread.

We need a [kitten] for times of stress and to make us me smile.

If we can have cannabis tea and flame head [cshock] surely we can have [kitten] as emoticon of the month.

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FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:19

Right. I'm going to nail these damn cats and puppies without the house.

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 19:18

No house just a Rightmove advert of an uber house

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:16

Can you see it? I though it had disappeared! There are no cats on there though are there?

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 19:16

You have a vizsla too????? And 3 boys iirc????? WOW! We are weirdly alike. Do you also have an aversion to ironing and a liking of cheap white wine ??

My vizsla is only 9months old and she's so excited about the kittens and keeps trying desperately to lick them - but of course her tongue is the same length as their entire body so she tends to send them flying when she does so. Her name is Ruby - also known as KangaRuby as she's a jumping nutter.

As for other posts, I don't understand why can't MNers be a bit squealy when we want to? Who declared themselves Queen of MN and that to be on this forum you must be a tough nut? I'm an individual thanks.

The [kitten] emoticon would be a bit of fun. Demeaning? Pah!

BitOfFun · 03/05/2011 19:14

You just wanted to give me house-envy, didn't you?

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:12

Fuck it. I've completely messed up my profile page now.

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:12

Hang on. Talk amongst yourselves...

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:09

I'll try puppies. They might be easier.

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:04

I've just put tons of kitten photos on my profile but they haven't come out. Don't know what I did wrong.

I'll try again. (no Mrs Tough Guy here)

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 18:27

No, no hand rearing was involved but they were born in my wardrobe in the middle of the night and they looked very similar to yours.

There were two ginger, two black and white and one white with ginger splodges. We called them:

Oddy (white one, because he was the odd one out)
Jasper and Poppy (ginger)
Pippin and Milkman (black and white)

And we have a Viszla too and he was kitten smitten.

He crept upstairs once (he's not allowed) when they were about 10 days old because he knew something strange was going on, and he came and stood in the doorway of the spare room where the babies were, looking really nervous and embarrassed and bewildered with his tail wagging gently, and Mummy cat leapt across the room in one bound and hissed and dug her claws into his nose! After that he knew where he stood, and was allowed to come and have a look as long as he promised to be calm - which is very very hard for my boy. [nutter emoticon]

ChippingIn · 03/05/2011 16:45

Just NO

MmeLindt · 03/05/2011 16:43

Purveyor
Sorry [hangs head in shame]

Back to being tough MNetters now. No more fluffybunnykins.

PurveyorOfBaloney · 03/05/2011 16:41

Have I really just wandered into a room of Netmums??

What is all this fluffy-bunny-kittikins all about?

(as admirable as Pinot's contribution to the stray cat world is, surely all this squuueeeeee-ing is a little demeaning?)

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 16:38

Ooh do tell me about your kittens Fellatio - did you hand-rear too? What did you call them?

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 16:37

And puppies. I have a stash of puppy porn on my computer.

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 16:36

Those photos make me want to show you my kittens. They were very similar.

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 12:45

Figgyrolls is quite right, of course, my kittens are completely deliciously gorgeous and you nay-sayers clearly need a little kittie-love to lighten your hearts.

[kitten]

Thanks Happymole :)

MNHQ please

BitOfFun · 03/05/2011 12:37

We are too soft!

But NO to kitten emoticons

MmeLindt · 03/05/2011 12:35

Oh, how adorable.

BitOfFun · 03/05/2011 12:24

No no no, it has to be a Pickle puppy.

MmeLindt · 03/05/2011 12:13

Although...

Maybe a nice Daphne emoticon would work?

She is cuter than kittens. IMO.

ShowOfHands · 03/05/2011 12:05

No no no no no. If you absolutely insist on some sort of pet type one, can we have an axolotl. Just to confuse newbies. They're much more interesting that slippers in waiting kittens.

But largely NO NO NO to more emoticons.

MmeLindt · 03/05/2011 11:59

No more.

ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls · 03/05/2011 11:59

I want a kitten too. Give us a kitten, you gave us a pombear afterall and pinot's kittens are quite frankly much more yummy!

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happymole · 03/05/2011 11:57

Yes BOF

It's been 3 hours and 12 mins since my last bowel movement

It's been 18 seconds since I called someone hun

My little hunny bunny will be 1 day older in 24 hours

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