Aw, sorry to disappoint!

Would you like me to make up something scandalously secret?

Hello, SacharissaCripslock - I think you may have come across one of the threads we occasionally set up for private focus groups.

We recruit for volunteers on the main boards - so it's not a secret! - but, once we have all our volunteers, the subsequent discussion is closed, so that it doesn't become a bunfight free-for-all.