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Catsbum face,

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QueeferSutherland · 15/07/2010 09:35

Please please please can we have a catsbum face emoticon?

I get bored of typing it.

So useful for judging.

Failing that, some judgypants.
But a po face would be better.

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traceybath · 15/07/2010 17:44

Oh no please don't - the drives me mad as its used so often in such a mean way.

Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 17:42

That baboon's arse is just on an altogether other level of bottomness.

What would that that rear even mean in terms of an emoticon?

MaryMungo · 15/07/2010 17:12

First two weeks I thought was the elusive catbum face

thumbwitch · 15/07/2010 17:04

Can't get the first two links - page is missing, apparently.
But the 4th! Wow.

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QueeferSutherland · 15/07/2010 17:02

Well, if I peer into the aforementioned hall of fame we can see;
A arse
A behind
The dog's bollocks get an honorary entry
Not forgeting the unmissable Baboon's Bum.

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thumbwitch · 15/07/2010 16:57

How about a baboon's arse? Although they're somewhat florid, maybe not..

Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:52

Oh yes llamas make the cut.

I'm sure a Capybara showed me its huffy arse once when I tapped on the glass at Chester zoo. Not having a wiggly wavy tail is NOT a good enough reason to exclude it from this slightly odd discussion.

Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:47

LOL

You may be right.

She does have a Borrowering look about her.

Why borrow a guinea pig though?

thumbwitch · 15/07/2010 16:45

Amazing pic! But I disagree- all the capybaras I've ever seen have their bums on a downward point, not an in-your-face angle. Although, having googled some interesting images myself, I would now like to add in the llama's bum as a good alternative.

ANYway - the point is that the cat and the skunk are the only ones who really use their tails to make their point and draw attention to their shrivelled sphincters. I think.

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QueeferSutherland · 15/07/2010 16:43

Slubber, she is clearly a Borrower, and that is actually a guinea pig and regular-sized chair.

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Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:38

That lady has a crazy arsed big chair too.

Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:37

Giganticor fuck me that's a photo of a big capybara that I didn't pedict I'd be googling for today

Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:33

A Capybara's arse is WAY WAY higher off the ground than either a cat's or a skunk's. Dear Lord! Did you never do the Amazon when you were at Primary School?

An elephant's is obv the highest, no wait a giraffe's is the highest but I bet it being in the cow family is somewhat on the lax side.

Skunks' bottoms are so 1982.

Vote Capybara.

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QueeferSutherland · 15/07/2010 16:28

Yes skunks feature highly in the "Animal Arse Hall of Fame".

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thumbwitch · 15/07/2010 16:22

I dunno about a stoat - I just don't think they have the offensive hip sway that cats do, they haven't the leg length. And capbaras' bums are too close to the ground.

MayorNaze · 15/07/2010 16:22

hens bum face? that is the only animal anus i can think of that is displayed regularly (good god only here woud i be thinking of animal anii )

nah

cats bum has a nice ring to it

it gets my vote

shimmerysilverglitter · 15/07/2010 16:17

After a horrid day this thread has really made me laugh . Thank you.

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QueeferSutherland · 15/07/2010 16:15

Yes they do like to show you that bumhole, don'yt they.

Yet another reason not to keep one IMO.

:-*

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Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:14

I bet a stoat would do the same thing thumbwitch. Or a cranky Capybara, they are extremely up themselves and smug iirc what with being giant guinea pigs and all.

[capybara bum face]

SEE!

po faced AND exotic

thumbwitch · 15/07/2010 16:07

But it's the way the cat will stalk off with its tail raised high in the air so you can see the pursedness of its orifice that makes it so representative, Slubber.

Slubberdegullion · 15/07/2010 16:02

I'd like to know why the cats' arse is the adopted international symbol of pofacedness?

They don't have a monopoly on taut sphincters you know.

I bet water dwelling mammals have a larger tightness per pi-r-squared of bottom.

southeastastra · 15/07/2010 15:23

:*

BecauseImWorthIt · 15/07/2010 15:22

A circle around an asterisk would do it for me!

thumbwitch · 15/07/2010 15:22

I thought it looked like a querulous Santa with his beard cropped off.

But I like the idea of a * being used for the cat's bum mouth

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JustineMumsnet · 15/07/2010 15:10

piprabbit - that just looks like a cat to me (apols)

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