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Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

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takethatlady · 14/10/2010 14:07

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you Grin

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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SingingMog · 19/11/2010 18:31

Have reposted the above on new thread!

SingingMog · 19/11/2010 18:20

LOL - kinkiness and pombars in the same thread Smile you guys are on fire today!!!

Nelly good luck with your car.

Esk, I know what you mean about being knackered. We've got another late night next week at school but at least next Fri is INSET. Hope you manage some silent JSing!

Sad to DarkStar, feel better soon.

2wd you must be knackered with all the teething and PIAR that is going on at your end.

Josie, naughty migranes. With any luck your DH will have recovered after his sleep and you can get some JSing in.

I have a question about dodgy pains, but involves possibly TMI... this morning we were JSing before work and when I was getting close I had funny pains in the period pain region. I sometimes used to get pains like this before I stopped taking the pill, but only a few days before ERTD. I am only on CD18 I think at the moment, so not close to AF. Had to say to DH that I couldn't come cos it was hurting me a bit but it was OK for him to carry on!!! Blush I then had to try not to. What a morning!!! What do you think it is?

Oh and Bear

Miffles · 19/11/2010 17:33

(I'm shell-fish...I wanted the BFP for starting the new thread Grin)

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 19/11/2010 17:23

but! but! but! this one isn't finished yet!
Shock

Miffles · 19/11/2010 17:21

Move over to the new thread!!

Miffles · 19/11/2010 17:21

Ok viriods.

Here is the new thread.

sleepy I haven't put you on as a graduate yet, only cos it is such early days, and I didn't want to feel like I was tempting fate. I hope that was the right thing to do...

Please come a join me on the other one....felt nervous creating a whole new thread!

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 19/11/2010 17:20

fingers crossed Sleepy

just make sure DP keeps an eye on you, and runs around you with hot drinks and biscuits and stuff.

Miffles · 19/11/2010 17:13

x-posts, sleepy - that is better news than you expected. :) Obviously still early days, but not a definite - "No, what were you thinking lady?" I really hope you're ok over the weekend and can keep calm and not too emotional. what a difficult time. x

Miffles · 19/11/2010 17:11

Evening all.

Just had THE cutest moment with my 19 month old niece. Had been over here with my sister, and then they were leaving. She was asked if she's give Aunty Miffles a kiss and it was "no". But she then walked up the garden path, turned round and ran back to kiss me. SO cute!

Anyway, hope the molars are ok 2WD...I remember loving Calpol, so dose her up on that. I'm sure you're a great solo flier :)

Rubbish about the migraine, Josie - since it's to do with circulation, maybe your DH has been too stressed, so too much blood circulating in his brain, and blood being diverted elsewhere would help Wink Grin. WOrth a try!!

Hope NickelBear is feeling better and able to enjoy the weekend.

ooo..BB - did the hot water work any better than the prunes?

I'm off to my dad's in half an hour, to stay the weekend. Will be nice to see him, but can't check in. Sad will miss you all. Might start the new thread, actually, so I know where to come back to!

Give me a sec

SleepyCaz · 19/11/2010 17:04

Hi Viroids!

I had the results of my HCG test this afternoon. It has doubled, but is still only 45. So they have confirmed a pregnancy BUT the level of HCG is still VERY low and may indicate that the preg could fail. However, the progesterone is still high which indicates a pregnancy 'going in the right direction' they said. Anyway, have more blood tests on Sunday to see if they have doubled again. If they have, they'll test me seven days after that.
So, I am kind of not getting too excited or getting my hopes up about being pregnant. They said that at around 4-5 pregnant, the levels are usually in the hundreds.....

So guess it's fingers crossed time.

Am going to catch up on the thread properly after tea, not ignoring anyone, I promise.

nickelpombear · 19/11/2010 17:02

Josie put a blindfold on him - that'll ease his migraine and it'll be a bit kinky too....

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twowoulddo · 19/11/2010 16:16

Josie Get coaxing woman! Thanks for reassurance I'm not totally bonkers. Last night I wanted to cry myself to sleep which is insanity. had had a stressful day too so not entirely due to the ramekin urges!

TTL Bless you... entirely understandable. Hopefully you'll get out of the scary stage before you know it and be able to enjoy your pregnancy.

JosieSmith1 · 19/11/2010 15:21

Dagnamit! DH just text saying he has a migraine and is going to bed when he gets in, and not in the dirty way Wink so that's JSing out of the window again. Might try and encourage him to sleep on the living room floor Wink

JosieSmith1 · 19/11/2010 15:14

I definitely don't cope on 2ww, I go absolutely nuts and all you lovely ladies have to coax me back to normality Grin

TTL, good god. That is all Grin

takethatlady · 19/11/2010 14:59

Grin josie good call. You do NOT want that on your history!

Hey milano, glad you're still here. Big smooch back :)

2wd the ramekin phase never ends for some of us. Did it again this morning just in case - mw came to fill in all the forms and I was envisaging her making me do a test only for her to say 'you're not pg and you never could have been. What are you playing at woman???!'

I don't think anyone copes on the 2ww. It's designed to make us go crazy Bear

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JosieSmith1 · 19/11/2010 14:52

Yippee BearBearBear

Well, seeing as the big boss woman isn't here and I worked my arse off yesterday, I am now skiving Grin

I am now googling blue waffles on my phone as, judging by the previous comments, it isn't something I want the IT dept to catch me looking at Shock

JosieSmith1 · 19/11/2010 14:47

DarkStar I might just do that, and seeing as it's the weekend I might stay up late tonight WinkWink

Bear just checking Grin

Miffles · 19/11/2010 14:28

Bear tee hee - so cute!

twowoulddo · 19/11/2010 13:54

Hi all,

I must read that thread when I get home! Am intrigued!

I'm not making a very good impression here but have been flying solo here this week while H away with work. My daughter teething the final molars so merry hell broke loose.

I'm into my ramekin peeing addiction phase and the red beast isn't even due until any time from Monday... I hate the me I morph into this time of the month. I'm so casual the rest of the time but get obsessed and HUGELY emotional in these final few days of each cycle.

I just want it so much is all.

Hope everyone else here copes better with the dreaded 2WW than I do! Am consoling myself with the fact that I have the CBFM up my sleeve for next month (oh dear!)

milanomum · 19/11/2010 12:24

I'm still heeeerrrrreeee! will be back in a bit to catch up and Bear

nickelpombear · 19/11/2010 11:50

aha!!

just [ bear ]

nickelpombear · 19/11/2010 11:50
Bear
nickelpombear · 19/11/2010 11:49

eh? it's not on the list of smileys...
[pombear]

(see if it works...)

thatnks for your sense, Miffles - that's all i wanted! Grin

(although, i have convinced myself it's a hangover from last cycle - just because i had a period doesn't mean anything.)
it's more likely to do with the fat i've been eating recently.

it stills feels odd this morning, and I didn't eat any breakfast and had problems eating the lovely food at WI last night).

takethatlady · 19/11/2010 11:19

Grin vallinna

Here's the link to the pombear thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1056940-to-think-this-couple-are-bonkers?reverse=1

It's a bit of a long read, but basically it revolves around a really weird dinner party - silver service for Heinz tomato soup and macaroni cheese, weird sex talk and a pinched arse - and the unexpected use of Pombears as revenge Grin

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vallinnapod · 19/11/2010 10:59

TTL - I was so naive when DH told me to google blue waffle....he told me it was a fish and to click straight to images...bastard.