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badhabitsleadtolate · 05/08/2026 15:17

Trying to cover all bases.

I’m not talking the “oh yeah I whack a teabag in my baggage”, i’m talking the type of stuff most people would never dream of taking.

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LunaTheCat · 06/08/2026 22:08

Travsmam · 05/08/2026 19:00

I once went to Paris for a few days with hubby and took a roast dinner. Beef in gravy, mash, tinned carrots, tinned potatoes, tinned peas and some Yorkshire pudding mix. WTAF was I thinking!!!!!!! My husband still laughs about it today. He ate it though 😂😂

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That’s the epitome of madness..did you take Yorkshire puddings.. what about all those gorgeous French bistros full of French food and wine and crème brûlée?

LilySLE · 06/08/2026 21:53

Door jammer if staying in Premier Inn type hotel

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 06/08/2026 21:50

GlosGirl82 · 05/08/2026 18:16

An UZI pen - it can stab someone, open a can and collect DNA - yet is allowed through airport security- I’m female and travel alone a lot - feel better with my UZI pen

Might want to use the pen part of it to write down the number of a good solicitor if it's in your hand luggage, as weapons of any kind are not allowed on flights even if they are disguised as pens.

My greatest concessions to practicality are a mini torch, roll of gaffer tape and five bin bags. And a spare set of socks/underwear/vest and cotton pj bottoms rolled up in ziplock bags underneath a soft/light cardigan in my handbag.

DP, however...his latest purchase was a black suitcase so large, I'm half expecting to wake up one morning to find proto humanoids to be worshipping it as a god.

CoffeeBooksRats · 06/08/2026 21:42

seeyouinanotherlifewhenwearebothcats · 06/08/2026 20:03

Are people bringing the CO monitors to hotels or self catering??

Self catering in my case

envbeckyc · 06/08/2026 21:31

I take mosquito plug ins ( one for each room)

I take mosquito, fly and wasp room spray, and spray under all furniture, in wardrobes and in all rooms on arrival and before putting clothes away (you would be surprised how many dead bugs that fall onto the floor after using it)
my logic is that during a room change over housekeeping open all windows and doors letting the little biters in!

Zip locker bags to put dirty knockers and socks in, and decant febreeze into a small spay bottle to keep my suitcase fresh.

Antiviral and antibacterial spray - I go over door handles, remote controls and light switches mini fridge which may be full of germs. (decanted into small travel spray bottle)

Disposable shower caps - I use them on shoes before packing them.

I decant some washing up liquid into a small bottle- I may be all inclusive, but washing up tea / coffee and glasses in the room is useful, but an entire bottle is too much if you buy it when you get there.

Silk pillowcase - reduces frizzy hair from the heat / air conditioning.

reuseable canvas bags in hand luggage for aeroplane duty free

Coffee bags and tea bags (I like particular blends)

Disposable facecloths

face sheet masks (I keep them in the fridge)

3 of those wire triangle hangers - so that you can steam clothes while you have a shower to get the creases out - hotel hangers always have fixed hooks in the wardrobe.

JaceLancs · 06/08/2026 21:27

@Shinyhappyapple I bought another one myself this year as could not find one (had 2) and thought I vaguely remember breaking it, but not totally convinced
Tonight DD came round to go through some clothes etc stored in suitcases and my attic since last summer holidays - guess what we found - the missing fan so now have 3! The light is very useful too

Amsylou · 06/08/2026 21:11

My PIL once packed an entire styrofoam cooler and ice packs with various types of fish inside when they visited a few years ago. It took up the entire suitcase and I’m fairly sure was breaking some kind of rules 😂.

JudgeJ · 06/08/2026 21:00

SeenYourArse · 06/08/2026 20:03

UK holidays: coffee machine, desktop fans.
parents house in USA holidays: Vimto (youngest DS is 7 and is a really poor drinker he gets chronically dehydrated we have struggled with this since a toddler but he will drink Vimto easier than any other liquid!)

I recall taking a 2 litre bottle of Vimto in my hand luggage to New Zealand, before the ban of course, at out daughter's request.

NotAnotherScarf · 06/08/2026 20:56

Timeforachange26 · 06/08/2026 16:33

Or killed by smoke while struggling to escape...

Try it. Just put a rubber door stop in place. Don't wedge it in, as if someone opens the door it will wedge. You can kick it out of the way in an emergency

Starbug2011 · 06/08/2026 20:27

When we pack, we always split the stuff so if 1 case goes missing, there's a chance you've got some clothes in the other case. My friends looked at me like I was mad when I suggested this for a girls holiday! I packed my favourite outfit into my hand luggage just in case. There are lots of good ideas on here, I might amend my list!!

Auburngal · 06/08/2026 20:23

ZippyPeer · 05/08/2026 17:06

I know someone who takes an extension lead. They hate not being able to charge their phone by the bed

Also plug sockets are never near by mirrors???
My DM was very excited to see a plug socket right next to a mirror. For using the hair dryer

bittertwisted · 06/08/2026 20:13

After all the awful threads with crazy, judgmental, narrow minded responses …. This thread is a breath of fresh air, I’m so excited about all the extra shit I now have to pack on next holiday 😂🏖️

SeenYourArse · 06/08/2026 20:07

Heathertrott2 · 06/08/2026 19:29

A few months ago we went to an all inclusive beach resort and my DH took

  • both sons Predator football boots on the off chance they wanted to play football
  • 2 fully blown footballs
  • a variety of football cones, the orange ones and the discus shaped ones
  • a football pump. A proper foot one, not the type you'd use on a balloon
  • 4 resistance bands with the handles on each ends

OMG IS MY HUSBAND LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE?! 😂😂😂 exactly the crap he does! He’s a grassroots coach/manager isn’t he?! My husband takes footballs everywhere we go and all he and our two DS’s do anywhere in the world is play football 😂🤨

seeyouinanotherlifewhenwearebothcats · 06/08/2026 20:03

CoffeeBooksRats · 05/08/2026 18:14

I’m ordering one right now. You are totally right and I can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before.

Are people bringing the CO monitors to hotels or self catering??

SeenYourArse · 06/08/2026 20:03

UK holidays: coffee machine, desktop fans.
parents house in USA holidays: Vimto (youngest DS is 7 and is a really poor drinker he gets chronically dehydrated we have struggled with this since a toddler but he will drink Vimto easier than any other liquid!)

Rabbitheadlights · 06/08/2026 19:47

Temporary filling is always the first thing to pack nothing worse than toothache in a foreign country, spare sink plugs (so many hotels have had missing plugs over the years) pegs, sharpie (for kids floats) collapsible water bottles

Luckyforsome23 · 06/08/2026 19:46

A 100% cotton flat sheet to wrap around me in case I don’t like the texture of the bedding.

catmum44 · 06/08/2026 19:45

Coffee machine and pods when we do UK tours - Air BnB/hotels. Can't survive without nice coffee first thing.

Sueandthegoldfish · 06/08/2026 19:43

A spare phone, 3m charging cable, pen knife and bottle opener, length of string and a few pegs.
Never a door stop 😬
Though a flying Tuesday with just an underseat bag so the challenge is on! The MOST useful thing when travelling light is a set of contact lens cases; mine currently hold hydrocortisone cream/antiseptic cream and factor 50 facial suncream 😄

Heathertrott2 · 06/08/2026 19:29

A few months ago we went to an all inclusive beach resort and my DH took

  • both sons Predator football boots on the off chance they wanted to play football
  • 2 fully blown footballs
  • a variety of football cones, the orange ones and the discus shaped ones
  • a football pump. A proper foot one, not the type you'd use on a balloon
  • 4 resistance bands with the handles on each ends
likelysuspect · 06/08/2026 19:17

Goingmadddd · 05/08/2026 23:18

Trip to France a month ago and we bought a full size AC unit 🤪 It literally weighs a bloody tonne, is 1m tall and must be kept upright at all times. That was interesting. People laughed as we lugged it through a centre parcs. Then probably silently fumed in their 40c plus bedrooms melting 🫠

I really hope this is true, this is brilliant

Brilliant thread.

likelysuspect · 06/08/2026 19:15

BaronessBomburst · 05/08/2026 22:56

No, all over Europe (driving) as we live in the Netherlands. I would take it to the UK but then we stay with family so there's no need.
You need a slimline one, designed to stand in a bath.

Ah driving. I was imagining this poking out of the hold luggage!!!

Yes I have a slimline one that goes over a bath, again dont tell OH this, he will want this brought along too!!!

likelysuspect · 06/08/2026 19:12

whereisit1 · 05/08/2026 22:42

I see your hangers and I raise you ...a clothes rail 😂
Bought a little wardrobe with 2 rails on, and some hanging sectioned things to go on it. There's never enough wardrobe space and we don't bring loads ! Saves so much looking for stuff. My brain can't do with stuff being everywhere. Husband doesn't even unpack his bag, we have very different attitudes !

OMG dont tell my OH this about the clothes rail. Im a heavy packer but he is much worse, he takes tons more stuff than me and he would definitely want that mini wardrobe. Thats brilliant!!!

MMAMPWGHAP · 06/08/2026 19:03

Meant to post this a few days ago. Many of you probably already have a Carbon Monoxide detector near your boiler. So you could just take the one you’ve already got. I replaced one recently and it just unclipped.