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So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...

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Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:21

It will take a moment to be visible I imagine, but there are over 30 candidates standing. Many not seriously, as we know. What a farce.

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
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LuckyHazelFox · 28/07/2026 15:13

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 13:59

@Complicatedthingswhy is Polanski a nut job?

You mean aside from endorsing t shirts showing Farage being beheaded?

Florizelloid · 28/07/2026 15:07

1dayatatime · 28/07/2026 14:12

Firstly I am assuming that this is a genuine question.

But here are a few of the Green Party's policies:

Modern Monetary Theory: which isn't modern or monetary. Whilst other parties argue for tax increases and increased spending vs tax cuts and decreased spending, the Green Party has a different solution which is to simply print more money, which didn't work out too well in either Weimar Germany or Zimbabwe.

Drug legalisation of all recreational drugs.

Abolition of the Monarchy

Liberal asylum policies and open borders

Leaving NATO ( well there's something he's got in common with Trump).

My own view is that Polanski is a politician that wants to increase state control and nationalisation, hates capitalism, blames the millionaires and Jews and also is a vegetarian.

He sounds like a certain 1930s German leader with a funny moustache?

I’m afraid this is misinformation.

Green Party policies: -from here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czddq40z2zno?app-referrer=deep-link
state that they will stay in NATO
Tax the wealthy
Scrap Uni Fees
NetZero by 2040

if you’re going to oppose Polanski- who is Jewish, not anything like certain 1930’s dictators, please be more informed as to what you are opposing.

Green Party co-leaders Carla Denyer and Adrian Ramsay

Green Party manifesto 2024: Key policies analysed

BBC correspondents analyse key policies in the Green Party manifesto.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czddq40z2zno?app-referrer=deep-link

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 15:04

5128gap · 28/07/2026 14:56

I'd greatly prefer a Labour majority government to continue and then it wouldn't need to be an issue.
However unless Reform is obliterated, or the Conservatives for that matter, we are looking at a stream of Labour headed coalitions stretching on into the future.
I think a Labour/Lib Dem partnership would be likely, but I can't see the Greens not being involved. And of course both Lib Dem and Greens would push for PR as part of their price, which may help the Greens further.

No 😩
I wish the greens would just *uck off.

Their supporters are absolutely mental. Eg a man tried breaking into someone's house and the people managed to take a photo of him and posted it on the local Reddit. Some locals called the poster a creep, a weirdo and a racist for taking the photo because the intruder was black. Apparently you're not meant to report the crime unless it's against white people as otherwise you're racist.

5128gap · 28/07/2026 14:56

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 13:56

Thank you.
I'm in Scotland and the SNP formed a coalition with Greens so don't get me started but as an example - the government just gave a significant amount of money for 'chestfeeding' charity that will encourage biological males to feed babies. The greens need to be kept out of any government.

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I'd greatly prefer a Labour majority government to continue and then it wouldn't need to be an issue.
However unless Reform is obliterated, or the Conservatives for that matter, we are looking at a stream of Labour headed coalitions stretching on into the future.
I think a Labour/Lib Dem partnership would be likely, but I can't see the Greens not being involved. And of course both Lib Dem and Greens would push for PR as part of their price, which may help the Greens further.

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 14:36

1dayatatime · 28/07/2026 14:12

Firstly I am assuming that this is a genuine question.

But here are a few of the Green Party's policies:

Modern Monetary Theory: which isn't modern or monetary. Whilst other parties argue for tax increases and increased spending vs tax cuts and decreased spending, the Green Party has a different solution which is to simply print more money, which didn't work out too well in either Weimar Germany or Zimbabwe.

Drug legalisation of all recreational drugs.

Abolition of the Monarchy

Liberal asylum policies and open borders

Leaving NATO ( well there's something he's got in common with Trump).

My own view is that Polanski is a politician that wants to increase state control and nationalisation, hates capitalism, blames the millionaires and Jews and also is a vegetarian.

He sounds like a certain 1930s German leader with a funny moustache?

I didn't even want to engage with that poster assuming she was Polanski's supporter and sadly, I see those as lost cases so thanks for answering on my behalf.
May I also say they want refugees to work in care homes even though they are unchanged and statistically A LOT more likely to commit crimes including sexual crimes. But hey ho, let's just put all the people living and working there at risk because it sounds good on paper.

Oh and he calls everyone who disagrees with him racist and fascist.

I know someone who wants communism because he doesn't like that someone else earns more or has a bigger house, he's obsessed with it. He's pro Polanski

MustUseAName · 28/07/2026 14:27

Debrett’s have provided an answer on the eligibility of the Count to sit in the Commons. I’ve uploaded a screenshot.

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
ChocolateApples · 28/07/2026 14:22

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 13:44

Here are some of Count Binface’s pledges:

  • I will hold weekly constituency surgeries
  • I will answer all letters and emails within three days
  • For every day I spend overseas, I will spend ten in Clacton
  • Any outside earnings will be donated to Clacton charities
  • On a postcode lottery basis, I will help one family per week put their bins out

The first four are a reaction to what Nigel Farage has not been doing, I imagine.

Well, I heard Nigel never helps his neighbours put their bins out too.

ChocolateApples · 28/07/2026 14:20

Lunde · 28/07/2026 12:31

Is Count Binface eligible for the House of Commons? 😉

Does he need to renounce his title? 😂

With a title like Count he should really have a seat in the House of Lords. Which he would need to renounce. But we don't really do Counts in this country so he must be okay. Or, and hear me out. Perhaps he's not really a Count??

Otherwise other titles are fine: see Sir Keir Starmer with his non hereditary peerage.

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 14:18

@1dayatatimewhich other mainstream party hasn't used quantitive easing?

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 14:17

1dayatatime · 28/07/2026 14:12

Firstly I am assuming that this is a genuine question.

But here are a few of the Green Party's policies:

Modern Monetary Theory: which isn't modern or monetary. Whilst other parties argue for tax increases and increased spending vs tax cuts and decreased spending, the Green Party has a different solution which is to simply print more money, which didn't work out too well in either Weimar Germany or Zimbabwe.

Drug legalisation of all recreational drugs.

Abolition of the Monarchy

Liberal asylum policies and open borders

Leaving NATO ( well there's something he's got in common with Trump).

My own view is that Polanski is a politician that wants to increase state control and nationalisation, hates capitalism, blames the millionaires and Jews and also is a vegetarian.

He sounds like a certain 1930s German leader with a funny moustache?

I agree with most of those policies TBF.

You cannot seriously be comparing him to Hitler and supporting far right Nigel?

MsGreying · 28/07/2026 14:14

Ours came for the mayoral election on Saturday.
Have not managed to go to the post box yet.
I think we'll be walking to the polling station and dropping them there on Thursday.

1dayatatime · 28/07/2026 14:12

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 13:59

@Complicatedthingswhy is Polanski a nut job?

Firstly I am assuming that this is a genuine question.

But here are a few of the Green Party's policies:

Modern Monetary Theory: which isn't modern or monetary. Whilst other parties argue for tax increases and increased spending vs tax cuts and decreased spending, the Green Party has a different solution which is to simply print more money, which didn't work out too well in either Weimar Germany or Zimbabwe.

Drug legalisation of all recreational drugs.

Abolition of the Monarchy

Liberal asylum policies and open borders

Leaving NATO ( well there's something he's got in common with Trump).

My own view is that Polanski is a politician that wants to increase state control and nationalisation, hates capitalism, blames the millionaires and Jews and also is a vegetarian.

He sounds like a certain 1930s German leader with a funny moustache?

BarrelofBeer · 28/07/2026 14:11

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 13:49

This BBC webpage has a list of the 34 candidates with photos and a few lines about all but seven of them.

It looks and reads like the cast list of a pantomime.

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 13:59

@Complicatedthingswhy is Polanski a nut job?

Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 13:58

1dayatatime · 28/07/2026 13:43

Vote for whoever you want to vote for, be that Binface or Farage or whoever you wish.

But at least try and think through the consequences of your vote, rather than an emotion based protest vote.

I'm sorry, but can I be abundantly clear I'm not asking for help about who to vote for. I'm a relatively politically-savvy menopausal professional woman. I don't need to be patronised about this or any other election.

HTH

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Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 13:56

5128gap · 28/07/2026 13:43

The presence of Reform in the political arena has changed our historical two horse race to a three horse race, Labour, Reform and Conservative.
While this continues, it will be harder for any of the three to gain enough seats to form a majority government. This means the most likely outcome of a GE will be a hung parliament.
If this should happen at the next GE, Burnham would get first chance to try to form a government as he is the incumbent PM.
He would then look to other parties for a coalition. Its highly likely this would include the Greens, giving them increased influence in government.

Edited

Thank you.
I'm in Scotland and the SNP formed a coalition with Greens so don't get me started but as an example - the government just gave a significant amount of money for 'chestfeeding' charity that will encourage biological males to feed babies. The greens need to be kept out of any government.

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 13:53

Of the 34 candidates, 4 are women.

I’ve used the pronouns the BBC has used as my guide.

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 13:49

This BBC webpage has a list of the 34 candidates with photos and a few lines about all but seven of them.

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 13:44

Here are some of Count Binface’s pledges:

  • I will hold weekly constituency surgeries
  • I will answer all letters and emails within three days
  • For every day I spend overseas, I will spend ten in Clacton
  • Any outside earnings will be donated to Clacton charities
  • On a postcode lottery basis, I will help one family per week put their bins out

The first four are a reaction to what Nigel Farage has not been doing, I imagine.

1dayatatime · 28/07/2026 13:43

Vote for whoever you want to vote for, be that Binface or Farage or whoever you wish.

But at least try and think through the consequences of your vote, rather than an emotion based protest vote.

5128gap · 28/07/2026 13:43

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 13:36

Could you elaborate why people fearing the nutcase Polanski need to celebrate Reform's downfall please? A genuine question as the post still doesn't paint the picture IMO.
p.s I'm not pro Reform but I'd be much more scared to have the lunatic Polanski as the PM.

The presence of Reform in the political arena has changed our historical two horse race to a three horse race, Labour, Reform and Conservative.
While this continues, it will be harder for any of the three to gain enough seats to form a majority government. This means the most likely outcome of a GE will be a hung parliament.
If this should happen at the next GE, Burnham would get first chance to try to form a government as he is the incumbent PM.
He would then look to other parties for a coalition. Its highly likely this would include the Greens, giving them increased influence in government.

CuriousKangaroo · 28/07/2026 13:39

Darker · 28/07/2026 12:50

I want Count Binface to win so much that it hurts.

I know what you mean. I understand that it is very, very, unlikely, but I can’t help hoping it anyway. Obviously it would be funny and Farage deserves to be humiliated for the way he has behaved, but I actually think Count Binface would make a pretty good independent MP. He’s plainly a clever man and I suspect he’s a decent guy too. He’d certainly be better for the constituents than Farage and I think he would try very hard to do the right thing by them.

Every so often I remember this is happening and get a physical sensation in my stomach at the idea of CB winning that is somewhere between joy and pain!

LlynTegid · 28/07/2026 13:37

Agree it is a farce and requiring 50 people to nominate with no one signing for more than one person would probably achieve that.

Please vote for Count Binface.

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 13:36

5128gap · 28/07/2026 12:52

Wrong. If you fear Polanski you should be celebrating the downfall of Reform. The way the polls are looking Reform have zero chance of a majority. The best they could hope for is to reduce Labour's majority. And guess who Labour would work with in a progressive coalition should the need arise..? 🤔

Could you elaborate why people fearing the nutcase Polanski need to celebrate Reform's downfall please? A genuine question as the post still doesn't paint the picture IMO.
p.s I'm not pro Reform but I'd be much more scared to have the lunatic Polanski as the PM.

Maddy70 · 28/07/2026 13:30

Bin face :)

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