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So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...

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Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:21

It will take a moment to be visible I imagine, but there are over 30 candidates standing. Many not seriously, as we know. What a farce.

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
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QueenStevie · 30/07/2026 08:39

Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:38

Your response doesn't understand a first past the post voting system.

I'm really disappointed so many have stood. I wish it was just Farage Vs Binface. Having so many candidates is just going to split the vote and allow Farage back in.

NototerrorismIntheUK · 30/07/2026 08:39

Brilliant. Shows what an entitled idiot he is:

But it seems Farage has forgotten a crucial detail that would explain why he wasn’t invited to these talks – he’s not an MP.

randomchap · 30/07/2026 08:18

Darker · 30/07/2026 08:05

Just interested in what is really going on. National opinion polls indicate the people want Count Binface to win, and my social media is full of videos showing Clacton people preparing to boot Farage out, but the bookies are obviously expecting Farage to win.

Your social media will show you what it thinks you want to see. It's not a reliable source.

Farage is likely to win as Clacton is very Brexity (73% voted leave) and Farage is seen as a positive by Brexiteers. It's why he chose Clacton. The cynical arsehole that he is

Darker · 30/07/2026 08:05

Just interested in what is really going on. National opinion polls indicate the people want Count Binface to win, and my social media is full of videos showing Clacton people preparing to boot Farage out, but the bookies are obviously expecting Farage to win.

LuckyHazelFox · 30/07/2026 08:01

Darker · 30/07/2026 08:01

William Hill offering 8/1.
Paddy Power offering 10/1.

Are you promoting gambling?

Darker · 30/07/2026 08:01

William Hill offering 8/1.
Paddy Power offering 10/1.

itsnotfairisit · 30/07/2026 07:32

EvagoraY · 28/07/2026 12:26

Keep Nigel. We need him as a counterpoint to Zach.

He's the reason we have Zach. Get rid of Nigel and his ilk and everything will settle down across the centre again

SerendipityJane · 29/07/2026 17:15

SeaShellsSanctuary1 · 29/07/2026 17:06

It's funny that you only need to remove one vowel from Count Binface to create the perfect alternative name for Nigel Farage

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Not if you believe there is intelligent design in the universe.

SeaShellsSanctuary1 · 29/07/2026 17:06

It's funny that you only need to remove one vowel from Count Binface to create the perfect alternative name for Nigel Farage

Castolaya · 29/07/2026 16:55

SerendipityJane · 29/07/2026 15:12

We have no evidence that Farage has deployed any intelligence in his decisions thus far.

Very very valid point.

LakieLady · 29/07/2026 15:20

Darker · 28/07/2026 12:50

I want Count Binface to win so much that it hurts.

I'll be absolutely delighted if the Count wins.

I'm going to pop a bottle of bubbly in the fridge in case I need to celebrate, although I doubt if I'll be able to stay awake long enough for the results.

Seeing the petulant, sneering gobshite Farage's face if he loses would be something else, although I think it vanishingly unlikely.

Boomer55 · 29/07/2026 15:16

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 13:59

@Complicatedthingswhy is Polanski a nut job?

God knows. I’d never vote Greens now. Nasty little bellend that he is. 🙄

SerendipityJane · 29/07/2026 15:12

Castolaya · 29/07/2026 12:16

It would be pretty stupid for Farage to split his own vote if there is a chance Count Binface gets any traction.

We have no evidence that Farage has deployed any intelligence in his decisions thus far.

TopPocketFind · 29/07/2026 13:49

He promised to use his profile to attract investment to the seaside town, saying he will make it his “number one goal” for his new constituency according to newspaper articles.

I can find some generic Reform leaflets about stopping the boats and immigration.

SerendipityJane · 29/07/2026 12:28

TopPocketFind · 29/07/2026 12:05

Farage's leaflet, no mention what he is actually going to do for Clacton

If anyone can find his 2024 leaflet, we could see how much he can claim to have achieved.

I'm not saying it's been scrubbed from t'internet. But a casual trawl can't find it.

NototerrorismIntheUK · 29/07/2026 12:18

TopPocketFind · 29/07/2026 12:07

And this one, attacking the Tories who are not standing in this by-election.
Reform has many ex-Tories

So the party consists of many ex Tories that fell short when they were last in power - not a great advert at all. They contributed to the mess that the country finds itself in over a 14 year period, now they want more ime but under a self serving idiot.

Castolaya · 29/07/2026 12:16

BauhausOfEliott · 28/07/2026 13:10

Yeah, I think you're failing to see how the electoral system works. The only way to get Farage out is for all the non-Farage voters to vote for the SAME candidate. If the anti-Farage vote is split, then Farage will win even if he only gets a tiny proportion of the vote.

I'm guessing a good few of the non-serious candidates are Farage supporters who want to deliberately split the non-Farage vote. If it was just Farage and Binface, there'd be a real possibility that Binface would win, but that's not going to happen if people take the 'just vote for anyone who isn't Farage' route.

It would be pretty stupid for Farage to split his own vote if there is a chance Count Binface gets any traction.

Darker · 29/07/2026 12:15

TopPocketFind · 29/07/2026 12:07

And this one, attacking the Tories who are not standing in this by-election.
Reform has many ex-Tories

The alternatives being

  • actually talk about what he will do for Clacton
  • acknowledge that his main rival is a comedian dressed up as a refuse container
5128gap · 29/07/2026 12:11

The Clacton by election isn't happening in a vacuum.
What happens to Reform is highly important to the political landscape and the prospects of the other parties. So it's understandable people are looking a few steps ahead and considering what it might mean for other parties they either support or fear.
Politically now the chances of Reform achieving a majority are slim to none, I'm reasonably happy to see them hanging around spliting the right wing vote. Because I know whatever happens we will be looking at a Labour led government for the foreseeable, albeit maybe as a progressive alliance.
On the other hand, they are such a toxic force in politics and their messaging is so divisive and harmful, I can't help but wish total humiliation on Farage at this point.

TopPocketFind · 29/07/2026 12:07

And this one, attacking the Tories who are not standing in this by-election.
Reform has many ex-Tories

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
TopPocketFind · 29/07/2026 12:05

Farage's leaflet, no mention what he is actually going to do for Clacton

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
NototerrorismIntheUK · 29/07/2026 11:52

randomchap · 29/07/2026 10:39

On a thread that's about the Clacton by-election there's a lot of chat about a party that's not even standing.

Could it be that people are wanting to distract from Farage, his billionaire backers, the mysterious £5million gift/donation.

Maybe people want to distract from his awful attendance record at parliament, his lack of local constituency surgeries, his masses of outside income

Quick look at the greens, not the embarrassing state of Farage and Reform

Both parties are equally bad. Not distracting from Farage because he's awful as I have already stated several times. When people discuss awful parties and how low some of the parties have sunk then what Farage says and what ZP has said might be discussed too.

NototerrorismIntheUK · 29/07/2026 11:50

Anothernameretired · 29/07/2026 10:43

What has this got to do with the Clacton by election?

Nothing I was ansering a another point made about the Greens. Political threads tend to include other chat about other parties too.

For Clapham, personally I hope Farage doesn't get in.

NototerrorismIntheUK · 29/07/2026 11:47

Darker · 29/07/2026 10:21

Quite a bit of froth right there.

Obviously your only answer to anyone is to accuse of frothing 😂fortunately there are adults here than actually discuss things 😏

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