Is my friend being a CF with her WFH loo visits?

That's just reminded me that I once knew someone who was to embarrassed to be seen carrying packs of loo roll back from the shop and would double bag it to hide the shame!

I would tell her to poo in her own toilet, this is beyond nuts 😭😂

I've read some mad stuff on here, one of the reasons I find MN so entertaining but this one is outstanding. I got into MN via a Twitter (pre Elon days) account called Mum's Net Madness which was hilarious and as the title suggests focused on the more bonkers threads.

CF or not, she is fucking barmy!

Why won't she go at home?

You’re absolutely fine to say you couldn’t meet up with her today but her request to still use your toilet is weird, especially as she has a functioning one at home, and to send a sh*ty (pun intended) response, is definitely unreasonable.

This really made me laugh! I was like this in my 20s. My mother would go crazy if anyone spoke about the loo, breaking wind anything so we were all really on edge. She would also say women do not tell men they go to the toilet. I got rid of this when one day horrific trapped wind sent me to A&E thinking it was my appendix. I don’t hold anything in now 🤣

No, you should not leave your home unlocked if you're alone in the house. I suppose you could give her a key, but why should you have to? If say her toilet was broken or something, fine, but this is just odd.

She must be very regular if she can time it so well.

Surely he must wonder why their lunch breaks are different.

Surely the point of him staying over when WFH is so they can spend lunchtime together.

Why can’t she have a look break whilst he’s busy working.

If she’s this embarrassed about pooing then she needs to change the days/times he comes over.

So her boyfriend is too good to smell her shit but it’s fine for you to smell it

Don’t entertain this nonsense anymore. Be busy every day.

This is batshit and this thread will definitely be picked up by the tabloids and will be like nectar for the poo trolls

@JamJar187
What happens/how does it work if she's the age to have periods then?

Hi Op I would have laughed at her first question saying he’s going have to be there at some point when you piss or shit time to be a grown up. I can’t believe she expected you to leave the door unlocked for her to use the toilet. the chances are he’s dumping in her toilet anyway. So they might as well get used to each others toilet habits.

Bloody hell. I'd be more embarrassed to inflict my poo noise and smells on a friend and skip off home leaving her with the lingering memory, than to use my own toilet like a normal person.

Asking you to leave your door unlocked so she can drop a log without even the pretext of a friendly chat is even more astonishing.

Next time send her home but not before giving her some laxative chocolate

He’s not a ‘partner’ if she’s too feart to go to the loo whilst he’s there 🤣🤣🤣

Your friend is being weird on every level.

Stupid woman she is!!

I think you should go over with cake as a peace offering 😉 and proceed to tell her boyfriend in front of her, in great detail, about the enormous stinky shits she has been depositing at yours, blocking up your plumbing, because she refuses to go in her own house with him there.

Entitled mare (her - absolutely not you)

It is entitled but it sounds like it’s coming from panic; she clearly has a big anxiety issue and has now built up an expectation that she can come to yours to poo in private (!) It sounds like a big problem, it’s quite odd to have him in the house also working and yet not choose to have lunch together. She’s obviously worked everything around getting to yours by herself during the day.

I suppose you can only hope she gets comfortable with him soon or doesn’t let him stay there to work!

I don't think you're being unreasonable. Popping in for a chat is one thing, but expecting you to leave your house unlocked so she can use your loo while you're busy is asking quite a lot.
If she's uncomfortable using the toilet while her partner is there, that's something she really needs to work through with him rather than relying on you every week. It was fine for you to set a boundary.

This is one of the reasons I worked out my ex (long ago) was cheating on me. He was cheating with someone down the hallway (it was an apartment complex) so kept going round to "visit the husband" but in reality he was cheating with the wife - but he kept popping back to ours to use the loo! I knew him from years previously, and I knew exactly when he was trying to impress someone. That was what first planted the seed into my mind, and I wasn't wrong! I'm sort of laughing now but at the time it was a huge mess.

Your friend is definitely using your bathroom to take a number 2, and believes herself to be too dainty to do so when the boyfriend is in her home. It's really childish behaviour. Does she also get up at 6am to do a full face of makeup before he wakes up?

@Deepstone "It’s not reasonable for her to come over to use your toilet because she feels embarrassed using the toilet when her new partners in the same house."

Yes, yes it really is unreasonable. This isn't just one odd occasion. How many people use your house as a public toilet?

Ask her why she “needs” to use your toilet? I would say to her I think it’s weird
you want me to feel vulnerable by leaving my door unlocked just so you can use the toilet!

Or maybe, just maybe, tell her to go in her own toilet?!