WillTheRealDeanGaffneyPleaseStandUp ·
20/07/2026 08:00
You/he/she is a narcissist.
You don't sound very nice/pleasant.
I'm self diagnosed with ADHD/Autism.
She/he must have ADHD/Autism.
You need to make your partner do X. (Because that is how adult relationships work).
Op: I need a new dress.
Mn: here is a shapeless sack the colour of sludge that costs almost £200.
I hate Boden.
I fancy Greg Davies.
...
What have I missed?