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To think Thomas Tuchel isn't attractive in the slightest?

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purplehydrangea79 · 17/07/2026 10:16

I was surprised to see an article in The Guardian recently which stated that Thomas Tuchel has been described as "bafflingly sexy" on Mumsnet. I am actually a bit flabbergasted. I don't find him attractive in the least. I get the impression that he has something of the night about him. I get emaciated vampire vibes from him. 🧛

He's certainly no Zelenskyy, who was being touted as the sexiest man alive on MM for a while - not sure if he still is though.

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JudeMyHero · 18/07/2026 10:47

I did like how he kicked off over the fouls with Argentina

BEAchDays2 · 18/07/2026 07:45

Starting a thread about the way somebody looks, and then basically saying how awful they look, is an absolutely terrible thing to do. Have a word with yourself.

AgitaAndroid · 18/07/2026 07:13

DrCoconut · 17/07/2026 23:02

I had never heard of him until this thread but just see a fairly average looking person? Neither very good or bad looking.

You’d never heard of him, @DrCoconut?

Presumably you haven’t been in England over the past six months?

Sartre · 18/07/2026 06:52

NormalAuntFanny · 17/07/2026 10:17

He's like an upscaled Gollum

Ha, this is harsh!

He isn’t that bad. I think it makes any man look much worse when they cling onto bits of hair. Either get a transplant or shave it all off.

dirtytiles · 18/07/2026 06:23

So it’s ok to criticise a man’s appearance?

JaneJeffer · 18/07/2026 00:11

He looks like Steptoe

Pinkissmart · 17/07/2026 23:59

what a mean thread

MidnightMeltdown · 17/07/2026 23:57

He looks like a fairly average looking older man to me. Maybe if I was 10 years older I’d find him more attractive.

I couldn’t be dealing with that hair though. He’d need to shave it off.

TheFormerMrsTruelove · 17/07/2026 23:53

I am actually a bit flabbergasted. I don't find him attractive in the least

I hope this isn’t a thread that the Daily Mail steals. It would be hugely hurtful to see your name come up on Google only to read someone you don’t know, who probably isn’t exactly your cup of tea either, is comparing you to something so unpleasant.

It would be very inconvenient if we all found the same few people attractive.

toomanycoffeecups · 17/07/2026 23:45

Who fucking cares .. I am interested SOLELY in his abilities.. which have been phenomenal.. just as I would judge a woman in his place .

LadyJ129 · 17/07/2026 23:38

I dunno, I’d probably do him. I’m not that fussy though.

Magicalthingsappear · 17/07/2026 23:19

His face reminds me of a very thin Greg Davies.
I do think he’s quite attractive in his voice and mannerisms, but then I do quite like a German accent.

SourSoppy · 17/07/2026 23:13

I don’t find him physically attractive in the slightest, and he seems an arrogant, angry man.

Justanopinionnothingmore · 17/07/2026 23:10

Luckily no one has to find him attractive, nothing has been offered!

DrCoconut · 17/07/2026 23:02

I had never heard of him until this thread but just see a fairly average looking person? Neither very good or bad looking.

supersonicginandtonic · 17/07/2026 22:57

@JudeMyHeromy sister has a thing for Jacob Rees-Mogg 🤦🏼‍♀️

EmptyInTheValley · 17/07/2026 22:57

Never found him remotely attractive. Even less so after his churlish outburst at the interviewer after the Mexico game.

IFeelLikeChickenTonite · 17/07/2026 22:53

I think he’s attractive, he’s got a twinkle about him. I am pre-menopausal and quite horny though, my eggs would like one last chance with him I think! I love the video of him bopping about in the dressing room to a rave tune, and how concerned he was when he thought John Stones was injured (but was just playing a prank on him).

RedCarsAreNice · 17/07/2026 22:49

I wouldn't worry OP he probably isn't going to ask you out anyway

fromgothtoboss · 17/07/2026 22:48

I’ve seen a lot of comparisons to Merlin (the BBC version from the 2000s) which I can really see.

Also looked similar to the Irish coach in bend it like beckham when he was younger and had hair.

ProgesteroneQuery · 17/07/2026 22:46

He sort of reminds me of a young rik mayall but also there’s a hint of squidward there too

Sherpaio · 17/07/2026 22:45

He could play a flat back five with me anytime.

MrsFrumble · 17/07/2026 22:41

I think TT has lovely eyes and a nice smile.

MrsFrumble · 17/07/2026 22:40

JudeMyHero · 17/07/2026 22:25

There have been threads about the sex appeals of ed balls and ...Jacob Rees mogg. There is always someone out there for everyone.

Wasn’t that the one where a poster described JRM as looking like he “ejaculates dust”? 😂😂😂

SpottyAlpaca · 17/07/2026 22:37

Tuchel attractive? I've heard it alll now. He looks like a manic elongated urchin.