Husband pees on seat, rim and floor, says its normal

That is so grim. It’s not normal. I have never had to clean up after DH in 30 years.

No no no no no no no

Yuck
Tell him

1. to put his fucking glasses on
2. to sit down if he is so useless that he cannot pee in a toilet
3. to go in first thing every morning and clean his mess

As a man, the only time I piss standing up, is at a urinal or in the woods.
You need to tell that dirty bastard to sit, or deprive him of privileges.
Make a stand!

I've been with DH for nearly twenty years, and he has never left his waste on or near the toilet. How utterly disgusting.
He clearly has utter contempt for you and your daughter.

He is disgusting. No that’s not normal.

Does he pee in the shower/bath too?? I had this conversation with my (female) friend the other day and she says her partner does and I know men that do this too. My 7 yo did a wee in the shower the other day presumably because he is ok to do it as his dad’s and I told him never to do it again. Apparently lots of men also pee in swimming pools. What the FUCK is wrong with these people?!!

From my 54 year old DP and my 18 year old son to your H:

".Ewww, that's disgusting, and no, not normal. Tell him to sit down if he's that useless."

Sicky noises were made about the poo situation.

It might be normal for a dirty person..

This! I don’t understand how you would even get into a marriage with this man.

My eyesight is horrible and I’ve never missed the toilet , he can wear his glasses to go to the toilet. Filthy.

He should sit down if his aim is consistently bad, and he should always always always clean up after himself, as should anyone, male or female, over the age of ten.

Any chance he can have his own loo?

And you and dd keep the main loo locked just for your use?

That is the reserved version of what I want to say. I want to say please leave the dirty fucker.

No it’s not normal

I live with 3 males including my husband and two teenagers and not a single one of them pisses and shits on the toilet seat or floor. I never have to mop up piss after any of them and haven’t since I was toilet training a toddler.

Yoir husband is disgustingly and I would honestly divorce him if he didn’t sort himself out.

This is so horrendous. Poor you, but more importantly, your poor daughter! My just turned 5 year old ALWAYS ALWAYS wipes the seat / floor if he spills... and has recently started doing it without me even reminding him!!!!

Oh. Does your grown- up husband wash his hands every time, too? Nah, thought not.

Well, tell him my 2 year old does (even without a reminder).

Oh, and of course my husband never leaves it in anything less than a perfect state, because he is an adult with fully functioning cognitive ability. So I wasn't even going to mention him, to be honest.

Does your husband manage to hold down any kind of job? If yes, then he can sort it out, no matter if it's a mistake/normal!!

Hes a dirty bastard and needs to clean up after himself

He's disgusting, he sounds like he belongs in a zoo. How he expects you to feel any sexual desire for him, I dont know

YABVVVVU for marrying him

Not normal at all. I can MAYBE understand a misfire of wee but fucking wipe it up. Poo - absolutely no way.

Not the same, I know, but my DH leaves whiskers and soap scum in the sink after he’s shaved because he ‘didn’t see it because I wasn’t wearing my glasses’
I told him to always rinse the sink regardless of whether he thought he needed to or not.
maybe you could leave some detol wipes on top of the loo and tell him to use them to wipe down every time he uses the loo. Hopefully it’ll become a habit!

He is disgusting, how he thinks this is normal is beyond me. Does he do the same at work, in restaurants etc? it can’t be that hard to aim and if he’s so useless that he can’t even do that right, he can surely clean up his own mess.

Make him clean it, every time. Wake him up if necessary. He'll soon start being more careful. Does he do this at work and leave it for colleagues? In other people's houses?

Well, if he can't see what he's doing, he should give it all a quick wipe just in case

I would never have married this man in the first place.

Why doesnt he put his glasses on?

Or sit down?

Beyond disgusting, I've never had to watch where I stand or check the toilet seat in my house or anyone else's. I'd send him out to the field permanently