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Outdoor quickie

114 replies

easysunday1 · 12/07/2026 19:38

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

OP posts:
MissMoneyFairy · 12/07/2026 19:55

That's nice dear

ImPamDoove · 12/07/2026 19:54

ODFOD

Edictfromno10 · 12/07/2026 19:53

I hope neither of you were drink driving!

Bristolandlazy · 12/07/2026 19:52

Marvelous

I hope you meet some people in real life one day OP.

WillThingsEverBeFergaliciousAgain · 12/07/2026 19:51

GoEasyOnThem · 12/07/2026 19:50

The only thing this bloke is at risk of, is injury from too much wanking on his own.

True, but the tick tweezers would probably come on handy for that too 🤣

OriginalSkang · 12/07/2026 19:50

GoEasyOnThem · 12/07/2026 19:44

Of course it’s perv. Normal people don’t need to tell you about their sex life.

I'm not overtly troll hunting these days :)

GoEasyOnThem · 12/07/2026 19:50

WillThingsEverBeFergaliciousAgain · 12/07/2026 19:48

Hope you didn't get ticks, that would be an ouchy.

The only thing this bloke is at risk of, is injury from too much wanking on his own.

WillThingsEverBeFergaliciousAgain · 12/07/2026 19:48

Hope you didn't get ticks, that would be an ouchy.

Hatty65 · 12/07/2026 19:44

Bizarre.

Shagging in either wheat or barley fields is no fun at all, I can tell you. Sting's 'Fields of Gold' where he 'walked in fields of barley' told all of us that lived in the countryside that he had never walked through a field of barley awns in his life.

They are prickly and snag on you.

GoEasyOnThem · 12/07/2026 19:44

OriginalSkang · 12/07/2026 19:42

Please no one post their stories of similar experiences, in case this is a pervert

Of course it’s perv. Normal people don’t need to tell you about their sex life.

OriginalSkang · 12/07/2026 19:42

Please no one post their stories of similar experiences, in case this is a pervert

Myblueclematis · 12/07/2026 19:40

Only if you frightened any horses

vodkaredbullgirl · 12/07/2026 19:39

Okay

PinkNailPolish2026 · 12/07/2026 19:38

Cool story 🙄