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Outdoor quickie

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easysunday1 · 12/07/2026 19:38

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

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SassyCow · 12/07/2026 20:27

😅😅😅😅

napody · 12/07/2026 20:26

Ooh, what did you get at the garden centre?
thank you @Twattergy that really got me 😂

potterspot · 12/07/2026 20:22

let’s hope there was no cameras otherwise you’ll be on reddit soon!

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 12/07/2026 20:21

That's so cool of you. Once I did it on a beach. My then partner had a fantasy about mermaids. I wore a bikini top and fashioned a fish tail out of Roses wrappers (we saved them all from Christmas). I lay in the surf and he walked up to me and tried to 'save' me before entering me through the tail costume. We made a patch of orange cream wrappers that acted as a flap so he could gain access.

Unfortunately a seal was also on the beach and started making seal sounds (may have been a sea lion). I thought the noise was my partner laughing at me so instantly killed the mood. Once I realised what was going on we got back into it. Shortly afterwards our adventures were halted when a man came along and started helping the seal. It turned out the seal was another woman in costume, not a seal, and the other man was her partner who had a seal fantasy and they were there for similar reasons we were and she had been laughing at me earlier. Anyway that completely stopped us in our tracks. We hurried back to the car and headed home. We kept finding sand and seaweed in the car for months afterwards.

Not quite the same as your story but was that the kind of thing you were looking for?

ByKindOpalPoet · 12/07/2026 20:21

did you run through a wheat field naked as well?

ExtraOnions · 12/07/2026 20:18

You are Katie Hopkins, I claim my £5

outerspacepotato · 12/07/2026 20:17

Coming next, Children of the 🌽.

Loubissou · 12/07/2026 20:15

malloryknox123 · 12/07/2026 20:08

what? Is this an actual thread?

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It is in classics from 2013. I have been on MN waaaaay too long!

LeebLeefuhLurve · 12/07/2026 20:14

Cornfields, like in that episode of the Twilight Zone? I'd like to send internet pervs to the cornfield.

ClassicalQueen · 12/07/2026 20:12

So you went to the pub, drunk drove and then had sex in a public place? Classy.

Idontjetwashthefucker · 12/07/2026 20:10

Of course you did

WallaceinAnderland · 12/07/2026 20:10

Loubissou · 12/07/2026 20:00

Trolls have gone downhill round here since Brian from Hull and his yoni massage offer.

Ah Brian, first class troll

Dawnintheageofaquariams · 12/07/2026 20:10

@easysunday1 is obviously Reform/Tory

TeaWithASplashOfMilkPlease · 12/07/2026 20:10

The Sex board is that way ->

Please give this place a bleach down before you leave. Other people have to sit here.

Dawnintheageofaquariams · 12/07/2026 20:09

Are you Theresa May?

malloryknox123 · 12/07/2026 20:08

Loubissou · 12/07/2026 20:00

Trolls have gone downhill round here since Brian from Hull and his yoni massage offer.

what? Is this an actual thread?

Twattergy · 12/07/2026 20:07

Ooh, what did you get at the garden centre?

malloryknox123 · 12/07/2026 20:07

Outdoor sex in this heat, with the bugs and stinging nettles?

SilverPink · 12/07/2026 20:06

I love a good garden centre, me.

NoCommentingFromNowOn · 12/07/2026 20:03

Okay.

Loubissou · 12/07/2026 20:00

Trolls have gone downhill round here since Brian from Hull and his yoni massage offer.

Namechangewegovyjune26 · 12/07/2026 19:58

What’s your name, Theresa May?

Also, I hope you didn’t get a tick in your bum. Lymes disease is no joke!

SuddenLightbulb · 12/07/2026 19:58

If you want people to ooh and aah about the sex in a field, you should have skipped the drink driving.

IDrinkTeaAllTheTime · 12/07/2026 19:57

Rage bait 🙄

Treetreetreetree · 12/07/2026 19:56

I remember being 8 or 9 and I saw a couple doing what you were doing behind a tree. It made me incredibly freaked out.
We were having a picnic with lots of families and I'd ventured a bit further than I was meant to - we were playing hide and seek.
I didn't tell my mum because I didn't have the words. It made me feel really really awful. It looked horrible and scary.
I ran back and told my mum I wanted to go home.
The couple didn't mean any harm - but they did harm.