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Outdoor quickie

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easysunday1 · 12/07/2026 19:38

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

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LBFseBrom · 12/07/2026 22:31

It was not wrong, good for you.

GooseyGee · 12/07/2026 22:30

Im in my 40s and never have had any sexual activity outside. I remember reading teenage magazines and it was always recommended in the sex pages.

I feel like you'd just end up on a local FB page or a register for it these days. Its just not right, is it.

Piknik · 12/07/2026 22:28

I am going to buck the trend and say genuine OP because of the irritating as fuck, inane 'lol' at the end.

Everyone knows that finishing a sentence with 'lol' broadly equates to large amounts of stupid, so it's entirely possibly that OP thinks people are going to give a shit / be impressed / be shocked / feel in awe at their sexiness and so on and so forth.

Op, if you are real, hearing about someone you've never met having sex one afternoon is about as interesting as someone at work spending ten minutes telling you about the 'really weird dream they had last night'.

HoraceCope · 12/07/2026 22:24

there will be a suntan

PrettyLittleRose · 12/07/2026 22:21

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 12/07/2026 20:21

That's so cool of you. Once I did it on a beach. My then partner had a fantasy about mermaids. I wore a bikini top and fashioned a fish tail out of Roses wrappers (we saved them all from Christmas). I lay in the surf and he walked up to me and tried to 'save' me before entering me through the tail costume. We made a patch of orange cream wrappers that acted as a flap so he could gain access.

Unfortunately a seal was also on the beach and started making seal sounds (may have been a sea lion). I thought the noise was my partner laughing at me so instantly killed the mood. Once I realised what was going on we got back into it. Shortly afterwards our adventures were halted when a man came along and started helping the seal. It turned out the seal was another woman in costume, not a seal, and the other man was her partner who had a seal fantasy and they were there for similar reasons we were and she had been laughing at me earlier. Anyway that completely stopped us in our tracks. We hurried back to the car and headed home. We kept finding sand and seaweed in the car for months afterwards.

Not quite the same as your story but was that the kind of thing you were looking for?

😂

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 12/07/2026 22:03

SoScarletItWas · 12/07/2026 20:29

I actually think Brian was real. I miss him and all the fabulous name changes on that thread.

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I forgot we could name change back then. I remember lurking on that thread (and thinking wtf is this place?!) when Mrs Brian popped up and chastised everyone for blackening her husband's good name. Only just occurred to me that it was probably definitely Brian with another of his aliases.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 12/07/2026 21:57

Yep! Message went from “hidden whilst we’re taking a look” to “deleted because we have concerns”. Now it’s back!

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MN HQ aren't total spoilsports, it seems. OP won't be back, but the thread needs to stay for @didntlikeanyofthesuggestions contribution at the very least.

Zoflorabore · 12/07/2026 22:00

Any sex in this heat and you need your head testing. I couldn’t think of anything worse.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 12/07/2026 21:57

PrettyLittleRose · 12/07/2026 21:50

Oooooh, did it disappear?

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Yep! Message went from “hidden whilst we’re taking a look” to “deleted because we have concerns”. Now it’s back!

hididdlyho · 12/07/2026 21:55

Needs more dragons

PrettyLittleRose · 12/07/2026 21:50

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 12/07/2026 21:49

Oo… The thread has been reinstated!

Oooooh, did it disappear?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 12/07/2026 21:49

Oo… The thread has been reinstated!

PrettyLittleRose · 12/07/2026 21:48

Still got no idea what the OP was hoping to gain from this thread.

MiniPantherOwner · 12/07/2026 21:45

Twattergy · 12/07/2026 20:07

Ooh, what did you get at the garden centre?

A ban for wanking in the car park?

HoraceCope · 12/07/2026 21:35

i hope there were no low flying aeroplanes overhead

chocoluv · 12/07/2026 21:35

I’m not really sure why you posted.

As long as no one saw you then it’s fine.

I’m guessing this is the first time you’ve ever done anything like this but I can assure it’s fine and normal.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 12/07/2026 21:34

Can’t say I’ve ever found a field sexy but you do you. Sounds needlessly scratchy to me and I’d choose a different location for your smut book.

Cleo65 · 12/07/2026 21:29

Humble brag much?

LancashireButterPie · 12/07/2026 21:27

There was a couple back in the 1980s who did similar and got badly bitten by a started rottweiler.

Cyclebabble · 12/07/2026 21:26

A bit of Al Fresco is very good for the soul. Sand dunes I have particularly fond memories of.

Lexy2345 · 12/07/2026 21:25

Most cornfields have already been harvested, did you shag among the hay bales and stubble? How dreamy.

Whatonearthwoman · 12/07/2026 21:24

No one actually cares mate!

PrettyLittleRose · 12/07/2026 21:24

Oooooooookaaaaaaaayyyyy.

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Gwenna · 12/07/2026 21:19

ChocolateCinderToffee · 12/07/2026 20:56

Oo, I feel quaite queasy now.

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I thought I was the only one whose thoughts went there 🤣

CommentHere · 12/07/2026 21:18

That didn't happen. I'd say you had a quiche in the garden centre cafe and wished it was a quickie in a cornfield.

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