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...to quite fancy Count Binface?

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:15

Count Binface.

Tall. Caped Crusader. Keeps the bin clean. Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable and less murderous. Faithfully turns up.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:27

Darragon · 08/07/2026 12:26

I heard he’s a distant relative of Oscar the Grouch.

I heard the Tin Woodman and Richard Lionheart both feature on his ancestry.com

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:26

Catarinabella · 08/07/2026 12:25

I suspect he’s rubbish

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Banging 🤭

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Darragon · 08/07/2026 12:26

I heard he’s a distant relative of Oscar the Grouch.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:26

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

Marry, Vote, Date... 🌼

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Catarinabella · 08/07/2026 12:25

Darragon · 08/07/2026 12:20

I think emptying the bins unprompted is very attractive but what’s he like in bed? A snorer or a cover hog would really put me off. I like a bloke that just lies down and goes straight to sleep, no phone light into the wee hours.

I suspect he’s rubbish

KTheGrey · 08/07/2026 12:24

OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:18

He is hot.

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We are all hot at the mo, of course.

MajorSamanthaCarter · 08/07/2026 12:24

Is he hotter than Dusty?

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:23

RudolphTheReindeer · 08/07/2026 12:22

I like his tenacity and he's not afraid to hold people accountable.

Stainless steel.

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RudolphTheReindeer · 08/07/2026 12:22

I like his tenacity and he's not afraid to hold people accountable.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:22

Planesmistakenforstars · 08/07/2026 12:20

He's a bin.

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And a damn fine one.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:22

TheScreensNurseTheScreens · 08/07/2026 12:21

Less murderous? Not sure about that, he might be about to make a killing…

But with so much heart...

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TheScreensNurseTheScreens · 08/07/2026 12:21

Less murderous? Not sure about that, he might be about to make a killing…

Planesmistakenforstars · 08/07/2026 12:20

OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:18

He is hot.

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He's a bin.

Darragon · 08/07/2026 12:20

I think emptying the bins unprompted is very attractive but what’s he like in bed? A snorer or a cover hog would really put me off. I like a bloke that just lies down and goes straight to sleep, no phone light into the wee hours.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:18

MajorSamanthaCarter · 08/07/2026 12:17

The heat is doing very strange things to people...

He is hot.

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MajorSamanthaCarter · 08/07/2026 12:17

The heat is doing very strange things to people...

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