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...to quite fancy Count Binface?

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:15

Count Binface.

Tall. Caped Crusader. Keeps the bin clean. Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable and less murderous. Faithfully turns up.

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CamilleBeauchamp · 09/07/2026 03:45

Whatafustercluck · 08/07/2026 18:41

Jon Harvey is hot. I'd vote for him. Mind you, I'd vote for a steaming turd ahead of Farage.

By coincidence, DH and I call the dogshit bags that people hang in trees 'Farages'... 💩

(Is this bin-adjacent? As in 'Look at those dirty buggers, hanging their Farages in the trees - there's a bin just down the road'.)

TooBigForMyBoots · 09/07/2026 02:51

He's got a fine, strong, jawline.💋

myothercarisarustbucket · 09/07/2026 02:46

Whatafustercluck · 08/07/2026 18:41

Jon Harvey is hot. I'd vote for him. Mind you, I'd vote for a steaming turd ahead of Farage.

Oh how I miss the laughing emoji !

myothercarisarustbucket · 09/07/2026 02:45

OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:18

He is hot.

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I would be concerned if he smelled bad in hot weather and how often he was emptied 🙄

Topseyt123 · 09/07/2026 02:40

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

I assume you mean Nigel Farage with that. He would be a waste of a vote.

Binface rocks.

Topseyt123 · 09/07/2026 02:36

Oh I would sooo love to see Farage unseated by a bin! 🤣

If I lived in Clacton then Binface would have my vote.

MrsFrumble · 09/07/2026 02:16

“Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable” 😂😂😂

The revelation that he’s actually a hottie under the bin face has blown my mind.

alexdgr8 · 09/07/2026 02:02

Let's hear it for the Count at the count.

Wornouttoday · 09/07/2026 01:36

Googled him and what can I say but phwoar! Please Clacton vote for Binface and make PMQs worth watching !

Blueyblueyblue · 09/07/2026 01:34

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

Which applies equally to Farage….

Okiedokie123 · 09/07/2026 01:29

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

Three references to his bin status in only 13 words. Impressive.

EmeraldRoulette · 09/07/2026 01:14

Brahumbug · 08/07/2026 17:53

No I didn't. I just wanted the excuse to call him Nigel Faright!

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Sorry, quoted the wrong poster!

Whatafustercluck · 08/07/2026 18:41

Jon Harvey is hot. I'd vote for him. Mind you, I'd vote for a steaming turd ahead of Farage.

Brahumbug · 08/07/2026 17:53

EmeraldRoulette · 08/07/2026 14:09

You missed three puns...

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No I didn't. I just wanted the excuse to call him Nigel Faright!

Baielysfromashoe · 08/07/2026 14:24

He is hot

...to quite fancy Count Binface?
InveterateWineDrinker · 08/07/2026 14:23

Regrettably I live in a safe Labour seat rather than a swing constituency like Clacton but anyone who runs on a manifesto of making Piers Morgan 'zero emission' by 2030 and moving the hand dryer in the men's toilets at the pub to a more sensible location - in the same election campaign - is clearly in tune with both the times and the people and would get my vote.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 14:19

Binface is better looking 😍

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EmeraldRoulette · 08/07/2026 14:09

Brahumbug · 08/07/2026 13:02

If he beats Nigel Faright then is anything but a wasted vote.

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You missed three puns...

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 13:16

A bin is for the public good.

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Birthdayfeel · 08/07/2026 13:04

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

I know this is supposwd to be funny, but these could actually be some of the most important votes in a long time.

Brahumbug · 08/07/2026 13:02

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 08/07/2026 12:24

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

If he beats Nigel Faright then is anything but a wasted vote.

DeftPlumLurker · 08/07/2026 12:46

It could be a 10 year reality series where you get married and have kids, and the bin only gets removed for the first time when the 10 years are up

noblegiraffe · 08/07/2026 12:44

I’m picturing a new dating show where you chat to someone with a bin on their head and at the end decide if you want to go out with them or not. Like the opposite of Naked Attraction.

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OtterLovesItsRock · 08/07/2026 12:35

DeftPlumLurker · 08/07/2026 12:28

Imagine that bin twatting against your face when you're both at it 🤒

Imagine the moonlight on that bin as we read Shakespeare to each other.

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DeftPlumLurker · 08/07/2026 12:28

Imagine that bin twatting against your face when you're both at it 🤒

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