To ask about totally inappropriate behaviour at wedding?

the wildest thing I have seen is the MOH actually getting a ride on a dock with a married guest in broad daylight

Is this gibberish or have I led a sheltered life not to know what is a "ride on dock" or an MOH?

I love this. It’s got all the fundamental elements of a really juicy piece of wedding gossip. Chief bridesmaid, tick, singer in the band, tick, the marquee bogs, tick and a good old fashioned BJ.

One day when you’re old and boring you will just look back and smile at little nuggets like this.

If you’re that outraged OP, just try and forget you ever saw it.

I can't believe you went behind the toilets looking for them!!! They were obviously going to be snogging or shagging somewhere!!

I was once head bridesmaid, and offered my hotel room up for the after party. As soon as I got back I immediately fell asleep in the bed, but the party and the drama) unfolded.

Apparently a group of revellers came back to see guest F giving guest M a BJ in the bed that I was also sound asleep snoring in, Unfortunately guest F's boyfriend was in the group, and he happened to be guest M's best friend an business partner.

Cue a blazing row and a punch up all in the room with me snoring, oblivious on the bed.

I woke up in the best with guest F in the morning, who insisted in buying me breakfast! Me completely unaware of what had happened the night before.

I kind of miss the late twenties hi-jinx!

God it's going to be a long long hot summer 🙄

Right, I think this is fairly tame by wedding standards! At least they were enjoying themselves! It's much worse when bad behaviour sours the day. I've seen a bride's mum have to be escorted out because she got so drunk she started shouting obscenities over the speeches. And at another wedding the bride and groom had a huge row upstairs of the dining room but we could all hear them (they were divorced within 18 months). Both of those were kind of sad and much worse than this.

Yes, it's gross. He wasn't off duty. He was supposed to be getting ready to perform—in a different way. And behind the toilet wasn't exactly private! Anyone could have overheard them or even wandered past and gotten an unwelcome eyeful. It's nasty.

Ah so what 🤷 love is in the air and all that. At least it wasn't on the dance floor or the groom.

My boss got married years ago and invited me and her assistant. The assistant was invited with a few jobs to do - so pay the hairdresser, tip the driver etc. My job was to drive myself and the assistant to the venue and home the next morning .. Only I couldn't find her! She was meant to share my room but went on a coke binge with the grooms men.. she had lost her dress & shoes and I had to get her out of the hotel and into the car wearing a sheet with out our boss seeing.

Double negative the original comment would mean they are both married. If neither are unmarried then both are married.

What did I miss? (seriously, you have seen something I missed - not meant as rude)

Chatgpt

No. The post doesn't say whether either of the people involved—the chief bridesmaid or the singer—is:

• Married
• In a relationship ("attached")
• Single

I have posted this before but the wildest thing I have seen is the MOH actually getting a ride on a dock with a married guest in broad daylight. She was married too.

No it’s not.

He was actually behind the toilets.

Each to their own 🙄

I’m assuming she isn’t your friend anymore considering how outing this thread is.

I personally would judge him more in this situation as he was being paid to attend the wedding and he was a man in the ladies toilets.

It's kind of irrelevant though because everyone in the story did, and they all knew each other so they probably knew that it would be found funny.

Read it again

Whats weird about 2 single people getting together at a wedding

At the weddings I went to in my 20s no one would have batted an eyelid at this. They were basically big drunken parties and none of the marriages lasted. The weddings in my 30s were smaller, more curated and staid. It would have been more out of place at those.

I'm guessing the other guy in the band led them to the back of the outside toilets as, from past experience, he knew where his friend might be. And he did have reason to look for him as it was time for their second set.

For me though, any kind of sex behind a portapotty [or a dumpster] is inappropriate, unseemly, desperate all sorts of Nope. Surely the band came in a van 😀

When I read threads like this it truly amazes me that there are absolutely no boundaries for people now.

I know that drunk people having sex in toilets is nothing new. What is new is people thinking this is normal and acceptable behaviour.
To me it's just plain sordid.

And please spare me the odious " pearl clutching" comments. I unashamedly would be disgusted at people behaving like rutting animals at a wedding celebration.

When I was at secondary school I passed a church to get there. One day there was a traveller wedding and some of us stopped to see the bride come out. While they were taking the photos two of the guests started a fight and others joined in. I felt sorry for the poor bride because her new husband was one of those involved.

I wouldn't find that funny, personally.

lol. Weddings are wild. Could have been worse.