Decoy Wedding?!

I didn't love that suit. Looked very Nineties office. And the jacket cuts across the widest part of her. 🙈 Should have had a more curved hemline or be higher/lower.

AND, she wore this to someone else's wedding! I've got Dennis Waterman's voice in my head, going "Classy biiird!" 🤣

Oh ignore me, they’ve had the party now too. It was this outfit/ceremony I was referring to and love!

Oh, no - her gown was tacky. It was so low at the back that a mm more and you'd have seen her arse-crack!

My ice wedding: Luckily, I have no money! 🤣

Her civil ceremony was lovely - there’s still a big ostentatious party to come though.

Yeah I’d watch that too. I bet the music was brilliant.

It's actually a ton of fun to imagine what kind of wedding you'd have if you had unlimited funds!

I would have a wedding on ice. An ice wonderland, with tables and chairs made of ice. (Don't come at me - there is an Ice Hotel somewhere, so these things are possible!) And I would pay for all the guests to take skating lessons beforehand!

But there would be lots of carpet, too, so people would only have to skate around the wedding and the tables if they wanted to. The carpets would be white and lit up with soft cream lighting. Sigh.

Exactly @DimwittedSkateri think it was pretty strategically smart. Their options for 1000 guests were severely limited too. And it’s very secure.

I think this is one reason why they chose such a closed space as MSG.

The dvd will be ready for the Christmas rush!

Happy Independence Day America.

I will watch a film of Swift's wedding! I bet they had that arena looking absolutely incredible. Plus, a bunch of famous singers performed.

Could they close the airspace? I’ve no idea. But in the event that a helicopter chooses to breach it, what’s gonna happen, the military shoots it down?

SO romantic 🤣🤣🤣

Couldn't they have had a no-helicopters rule imposed for the day or something?

Millions of people around the world watch royal weddings, and they are full as dishwater

The sky filled with helicopters…so tasteful and relaxing.

What?? Swift fulfilled her contract with the record company, and when the record company was done with the masters and had had their share of the profit that they could make, they sold them on. From there, they could be re-sold and re-sold, with any Tom, Dick or Harry who had the money able to buy them and keep profiting from her creative work forever more. Why should just anybody be able to profit from her creative work, after the initial record contract had been fulfilled? Re-recording them all was an absolute master-stroke and taught the industry a lesson about profiting unfairly from artists.

You might ask why she didn't just buy them herself after the record company contract had expired. Well, she tried to, but they offered her bad terms. So the original owners sold them to a private equity firm!! With the stipulation that they continue to profit from them!

Re-recording them all was an absolute master-stroke and taught the industry a much-needed lesson about profiting unfairly from artists. The owners of the masters should have allowed her to buy them on fair terms after the record contract expired. In fact, I'm truly amazed that artists don't have first refusal in a situation like that.

Also, Swift was determined to have control over her own music catalogue, and why the hell shouldn't she??

Absolutely NOTHING to do with manipulating fans. They already owned her music, so the re-recordings were irrelevant to fans.

I don't have to imagine sweetcheeks 😘

Meanwhile, imagine being so parasocially attached to a stranger that you post multiple made-up and mean-spirited things about their wedding. Now you don't have to imagine either (you're welcome)!

You mean like the millions who tune in to watch Royal Weddings?

Imagine spending your Saturday morning bitching about somebody's wedding.

Imagine being so miserable you spend your weekend online slagging off someone you dislike.

I know, it's as if no one in the history of weddings ever hired a videotographer and made people sit around and watch it? 🤣

Imagine being so parasocially attached to a stranger that you want to watch their wedding!

By the way TS isn't marrying herself. Her husband was presumably involved in the planning and decisions. No one is calling TK out.

So please can people stop pretending like this is all her doing and just her. If you want to call it tacky, go ahead but don't be misogynist and just say that it's just her being tacky.

If anything repeatedly calling just her out on joint decisions screams jealously.

There are 2 people consciously deciding these things.

Wait, is this confirmed, or is it just more made-up BS for this poster to bitch and moan about? Because honestly, if she has a film crew there and we get to see a special of her wedding, I will be fucking DELIGHTED!😁Where can I watch this masterpiece 👀