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To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 19:32

Anyone agree?. He has a lovely smile when being interviewed after today’s match.

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RobertaFirmino · 05/07/2026 14:15

I'm footy mad and remember when he managed Chelsea. I thought he seemed like such a nice man back then. He bought his Filipino cleaner a house and paid for her son's medical care. He's just so sweetly spoken. Daniel Farke is much the same. Looks like a hitman but has such a lovely, calming voice.

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MeBeforeYouNever · 05/07/2026 13:54

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 05/07/2026 09:42

TT doesn't blow my whistles but I have been alerted to this thread by the Guardian Football Weekly podcast so I thought I'd pop along for a gander. 😊

That’s hilarious. What did they say about it?

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MissPrismsMistake · 05/07/2026 10:40

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 05/07/2026 09:42

TT doesn't blow my whistles but I have been alerted to this thread by the Guardian Football Weekly podcast so I thought I'd pop along for a gander. 😊

What??? Please tell, I don’t have the patience for podcasts.

Yes, Jude Bellingham is objectively beautiful; but that kind of perfection is … almost uninteresting.

Owly11 · 05/07/2026 09:50

God no. Even if he leads England to win the World Cup that won't make him any more attractive. He is a strange mixture of being in a position of authority but behaving like he is weak. Very unattractive.

fannysyraunt · 05/07/2026 09:49

I actually know his (real life) girlfriend and she is very gorgeous and very lovely. I always thought he was punching, but perhaps I am missing something...

NorthernDancer · 05/07/2026 09:49

When he was at Chelsea I always said he looked as if he should be smoking weed in a bus shelter - and nobody disagreed. However, I now find myself warming to him, so I'm with you OP.

Jude Bellingham on the other hand, is a magnificent specimen. Have him washed and brought to my tent immediately!

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 05/07/2026 09:42

TT doesn't blow my whistles but I have been alerted to this thread by the Guardian Football Weekly podcast so I thought I'd pop along for a gander. 😊

DontBuyAnotherBook · 01/07/2026 20:38

CalpolOnToast · 01/07/2026 20:28

I had a dream that he was found to be a vampire

He reminds me of Richard O Brian in Rocky Horror Show. He must have a fiery temper though at half time.

HoraceCope · 01/07/2026 20:35

I like him

BotterMon · 01/07/2026 20:34

He reminds me of Riff Raff from TRHPS. Not enough meat (muscle) on his bones for me.

Springbuck · 01/07/2026 20:32

I think it’s the heat, maybe have a lie down somewhere cool.

However, if you were to ask about Gareth Southgate ❤️❤️❤️

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:31

CalpolOnToast · 01/07/2026 20:28

I had a dream that he was found to be a vampire

I don't think that was a dream

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:29

Steve Coogan? Jesus actual Christ.

Mind you. I did once have a sex dream about Dominic Raab. So there you are

at least Dominic Raab doesn't look like he was interred in the 1850s

CalpolOnToast · 01/07/2026 20:28

I had a dream that he was found to be a vampire

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:27

downloadtoad · 01/07/2026 20:15

I think it’s just the whole managing England thing, it’s a vibe, a strange vibe but a vibe none the less

Yes, I do like a man in a position of authority.

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Pieceofpurplesky · 01/07/2026 20:27

No. He has a look of someone who should be bigger. That maybe because he reminds me of a friend who has been on Mounjaro.
Now, Vladimir Petkovik has an older man, silver fox vibe for a manager. However the World Cup belongs to Antonia Sananbria, Jude Bellingham and Maduka Okoye!

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:25

Fairyliz · 01/07/2026 20:23

Op you need to lie down and drink some water. My diagnosis is sunstroke, it’s clearly affected your thought processes.

🤪🥵😜

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FamingolosForDays · 01/07/2026 20:25

He has a certain wiry, athletic, long limbed vibe to him yes. Mind you I also agreed with the sexy steve coogan thread the other day, perhaps it is my age 🤣

ServietteUnion · 01/07/2026 20:24

100% yabu - hilarious! Such consensus is rare!

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:24

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:23

But...
He just looks like something from a Pixar film 😒

OP. Are you perimenopausal?

And therefore fancy anything with three legs?

Rude! 🤣🤣🤣

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Fairyliz · 01/07/2026 20:23

Op you need to lie down and drink some water. My diagnosis is sunstroke, it’s clearly affected your thought processes.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:23

But...
He just looks like something from a Pixar film 😒

OP. Are you perimenopausal?

And therefore fancy anything with three legs?

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:21

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

That is quite perverted

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:20

letmebetheone · 01/07/2026 20:16

Never mind him, what about the muscles on Jude Bellinghams arms. And I far to old to be even noticing!

I obviously go for the malnourished, vagrant look rather than the pumped man-god vibe

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Peachykeenjosephine · 01/07/2026 20:19

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

😆🤣