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To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 19:32

Anyone agree?. He has a lovely smile when being interviewed after today’s match.

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MeBeforeYouNever · 13/07/2026 09:59

MissPrismsMistake · 13/07/2026 07:32

Fucking hell, I’ve been quoted in the DM.

The shame …

This is the second time one of my threads have been picked up by the DM. I’m feel very special today 😀

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Housebashing · 13/07/2026 08:32

MissPrismsMistake · 13/07/2026 07:32

Fucking hell, I’ve been quoted in the DM.

The shame …

I hope you showered immediately, dirty, dirty, dirty

BlueFahrenheit · 13/07/2026 07:32

I can't see it.

My friend, however, said he looks as if he has 'big di*k energy'.

MissPrismsMistake · 13/07/2026 07:32

Fucking hell, I’ve been quoted in the DM.

The shame …

localnotail · 13/07/2026 07:28

mrlistersgelfbride · 12/07/2026 23:01

Yes he’s attractive when you google pictures of him. He doesn’t look particularly so on the sidelines.

I have a lot of weird football crushes. Roy Keane and Gary Neville in punditry.
John Stones, Buyaki Saka, even Erling Haaland.

He is NOT attractive, OMG. I say it as someone who dated a lot of ugly guys but he is really, really not even remotely shaggable.

localnotail · 13/07/2026 07:27

EWWWWWWW!!!

and again...EWWWW!

MargotLovesTom · 13/07/2026 06:42

RaraRachael · 08/07/2026 13:15

Ooh yuck no. TT has got quite a strange face. I can't describe it exactly.

Very disappointed in this year's World Cup. I haven't seen one attractive man so far.

Edited

Have you not seen Mikel Merino?!
ETA: I did add a photo but don't know if it will show.

GotALionInMyPocket · 12/07/2026 23:09

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:29

Steve Coogan? Jesus actual Christ.

Mind you. I did once have a sex dream about Dominic Raab. So there you are

at least Dominic Raab doesn't look like he was interred in the 1850s

Pa ha ha !!!

mrlistersgelfbride · 12/07/2026 23:01

Yes he’s attractive when you google pictures of him. He doesn’t look particularly so on the sidelines.

I have a lot of weird football crushes. Roy Keane and Gary Neville in punditry.
John Stones, Buyaki Saka, even Erling Haaland.

YesIKnowThatThankyou · 12/07/2026 22:50

overnightangel · 08/07/2026 15:32

Saw these pictures of when he was younger, you’d barely think it was the same person

He’s got an extremely attractive smile and that’s a rare thing. I like him too. I also loved his response to Gabriel Clarke’s sh*t stirring questions about mentality after the Norway game. He’s not afraid of honesty, which is another attractive feature.

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MeBeforeYouNever · 12/07/2026 22:17

Somnambule · 12/07/2026 20:03

Yeah, he's fit. When he's pleased with the lads he goes beautifully twinkly. None of my friends agree though.

I know, he’s adorable

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MeBeforeYouNever · 12/07/2026 22:09

Housebashing · 12/07/2026 20:00

There is genuinely something wrong with you

Nowt wrong with me, it’s all the others

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Somnambule · 12/07/2026 20:03

Yeah, he's fit. When he's pleased with the lads he goes beautifully twinkly. None of my friends agree though.

Housebashing · 12/07/2026 20:00

There is genuinely something wrong with you

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MeBeforeYouNever · 08/07/2026 15:40

Ablondiebutagoody · 08/07/2026 15:29

Younger days with hair, strongly agree.....but he is morphing into a German Gollum.

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I’ve got a bit of a thing for Gollum too 🥰

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overnightangel · 08/07/2026 15:32

Saw these pictures of when he was younger, you’d barely think it was the same person

To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?
To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?
Ablondiebutagoody · 08/07/2026 15:29

Younger days with hair, strongly agree.....but he is morphing into a German Gollum.

JustPassingTime · 08/07/2026 15:25

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 19:41

GOOD CHRIST NO

The only germane word in your post is "strange".

He looks like a haunted reanimated mummy.

😆

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MeBeforeYouNever · 08/07/2026 15:24

Purpleharlow · 08/07/2026 15:21

Oh yeah. I definitely would! I think this everytime he’s shown on the screen during the matches.

Sometimes it’s the only thing that gets me through the games 😂

I wasn’t happy to have a foreigner managing the national team but he is so enthusiastic and completely invested in the team that he has definitely grown on me ❤️

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Purpleharlow · 08/07/2026 15:21

Oh yeah. I definitely would! I think this everytime he’s shown on the screen during the matches.

Sometimes it’s the only thing that gets me through the games 😂

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MeBeforeYouNever · 08/07/2026 14:03

Berlinlover · 08/07/2026 13:30

No, I think he looks seriously ill, I hope he’s ok.

Just because he’s not a porkster?

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woodpeckersounds · 08/07/2026 13:59

I’m with you, OP. I’m a Liverpool fan but always enjoyed their games against Chelsea so I could eye up Tuchel for a bit 😅🤣

Birthdayfeel · 08/07/2026 13:31

Strangely attrative? Surley he's a traditionally handsome man?

Berlinlover · 08/07/2026 13:30

No, I think he looks seriously ill, I hope he’s ok.