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To ask for a hoover that actually WORKS and will not SHOWER the floor with FILTH !

109 replies

HildegardVonBingham · 23/06/2026 08:20

Having a quick hoover before work. Because we have the completely WORTHLESS shark, which spits and sprays the detritus out the back, all my revolting bits of dirt and grit went all over the floor in a fine mist of grot. I then trod on a shard of glass (c/o the Hoover) which I had to pull out my foot with tweezers. I wanted to be sick. Blood all over the carpet. NOT TOLERATING THIS WORTHLESS CORDLESS MACHINE A DAY LONGER !!!

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Jimmyneutronsforehead · 23/06/2026 10:56

We had this issue with our shark and our Dyson, in the end we ended up just using a Titan shopvac with a universal carpet attachment. Can't remember having such crispy carpet lines since the old plug in vacuums of the 90s.

user5683926547 · 23/06/2026 10:55

Are you sure you’re maintaining it OP? My cordless shark is great, and probably 6 or 7 years old and still going well in a busy dog/kid house. If its spitting something out it sounds like its blocked somewhere.
I wash the filters regularly and make sure they are totally dry.
Can’t see where you need a chopstick - the roller bits all unclip to take apart to unblock. We also have the corded shark upstairs - that takes apart in a similar fashion (but has an irritatingly short cable!)

FiveShelties · 23/06/2026 10:54

MamaBobo · 23/06/2026 10:45

Sebo all the way! Very old fashioned but absolutely brilliant. Ours is 21 years old and still fantastic.

Love my Sebo. First one lasted 15 years and my current one is around 8 years old.

MyGirlJ · 23/06/2026 10:53

scrapple79 · 23/06/2026 09:57

cant beat the good old Henry.

I agree that the Henry is fab.

I've had a Dyson cordless, which was good but died as soon as the warranty expired. Also had a Miele which was good, but the replacement bags cost a fortune.

I switched to a Henry on recommendation from a friend and the cleaning supervisor at work, and I love it. It may not be cordless, but it's a fab vacuum and not too pricey. Plus the replacement bags aren't too expensive.

Viviennemary · 23/06/2026 10:53

I love my Shark. Sounds like there's a blockage in yours.

Bumbelinaaa · 23/06/2026 10:47

Are you fully unclipping the rollers to clean it? I’m surprised you’d need a chopstick. I also found mine was spitting stuff out when the tube was blocked. Try putting a long stick (a mop handle?) through the length of it to get rid of any stray socks etc.

Mine isn’t cordless (I wouldn’t trust myself to remember to charge it!), but it’s about five years old and I still love it. In fairness, the tube has split and the roller casing has broken twice. However, I’ve just gone onto the online chat each time and they’ve sent me a brand new floorhead/roller/tube with nextday delivery, completely free!

I also have a Henry, and although very reliable, they are also back breaking on carpet!

MamaBobo · 23/06/2026 10:45

Sebo all the way! Very old fashioned but absolutely brilliant. Ours is 21 years old and still fantastic.

WhatWouldYouDo223 · 23/06/2026 10:45

Cordless anything is rubbish. My cordless shark became an embarrassment when I got the big corded version. It’s heavier but it practically sucks up the the carpet from the floor 🤣

80smonster · 23/06/2026 10:45

I’ve had a number of cordless Dyson’s I think they suck too. Henry is the best hoover we’ve ever had. Once you account for the exploding filters (that’s happens on the Dyson too) and having to remember to charge/it not holding enough charge to do a full house - it rendered the whole thing pointless for us. Faster to unwind and rewind Henry - who never ever breaks down.

violetcuriosity · 23/06/2026 10:44

Can’t beat a Henry. Best hoover ever.

Imtoooldforallthis · 23/06/2026 10:43

I have the Vax blade cordless and never had a problem.

HoldMyWine · 23/06/2026 10:42

I hated my Henry, too heavy, always tipping over and bashing into everything

HoldMyWine · 23/06/2026 10:42

I’ve got a cordless Miele, best cleaner that I’ve had.

Sahara123 · 23/06/2026 10:41

Personally I hate Henrys, having to drag it round, and I don’t like pushing the wand thing around. I shall stick with my cordless Shark ( ducks quickly 😆)

PenelopeAsks · 23/06/2026 10:39

Bosch unlimited 7 (with the joint in the stick). Best I’ve had.

allmycats · 23/06/2026 10:39

Henry - bulky, tips over but cleans everything! Mine is 12 years old and works just like it did when I bought it.

Sprig1 · 23/06/2026 10:36

You need Henry in your life.

Menopausio · 23/06/2026 10:34

scrapple79 · 23/06/2026 09:57

cant beat the good old Henry.

Came on to say this. Had mine 15 years. Love him 😍

Ginmonkeyagain · 23/06/2026 10:33

We have a Henry Quick. Works well.

icannotlivelaughloveintheseconditions · 23/06/2026 10:33

I had a shark I hated it. It also broke several times under warranty and they refused to accept refunds so I kept getting replacement parts which I had to fix myself. Never again. Terrible product terrible service.

i have a Henry significantly cheaper and much better. Although he is clunky and dramatic he has great suction bless him

YYURYYUCICYYUR4ME · 23/06/2026 10:29

Henry, made in England, no frills, and just does what it says on the box!! Mine 16 year old and still brill!

Xiaoxiong · 23/06/2026 10:29

@Sartre I feel the same, the cordless Dyson I bought has never worked properly except for maybe the first week or so out of the box and then it just always threw blockage errors when there was visibly no blockage. They even replaced the whole unit once for me because of that blocked filter error, and the second one did the same thing. I was basically stripping the entire thing down and washing the filter every single time I hoovered to try and find the blockage, to no avail.

I now have a corded Shark and an ancient old Henry, both of which do a much better job.

Honeyhonay · 23/06/2026 10:28

It shouldn’t spit anything back up, you’re likely using it to pick up debris that’s too large and it’s causing a blockage which is why things are falling back out.
I go between a Henry and a shark cordless, imo they are designed for different things and both have different benefits.

Sartre · 23/06/2026 10:24

Don’t buy a Dyson is all I will say. Ours set us back £400 last year and it’s the biggest heap of shit imaginable. It constantly says the filter is blocked after vacuuming for all of 2 mins even when the filter has literally just been cleaned and it’s completely empty. It basically just doesn’t work, it’s a bastard and I hate it. Better off with a sweeping brush.

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