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To ask for a hoover that actually WORKS and will not SHOWER the floor with FILTH !

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HildegardVonBingham · 23/06/2026 08:20

Having a quick hoover before work. Because we have the completely WORTHLESS shark, which spits and sprays the detritus out the back, all my revolting bits of dirt and grit went all over the floor in a fine mist of grot. I then trod on a shard of glass (c/o the Hoover) which I had to pull out my foot with tweezers. I wanted to be sick. Blood all over the carpet. NOT TOLERATING THIS WORTHLESS CORDLESS MACHINE A DAY LONGER !!!

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Olderbutt · 26/06/2026 19:18

Ive tried just about every make of vacumn going and about 4 years ago bought a standard Henry! Can't praise it enough. I also have a cordless Henry Pet for quick clean ups. Yes, the pods aren't cheap so I don't use it for a major clean through. However, having the pods inside means it works so much better than a bagless vacumn

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/06/2026 19:04

My Shark must've been waiting for today to play up , I vacuumed the hall and it spat cat hair back.
Calmly unplugged it and took the roller bit out , lots of stuck fluff , checked all the hoses were clear .
Feel smug now

Lorrymum · 26/06/2026 12:25

I hate my Dyson with a passion! It clogs, stops, spits and when I empty it I end up with dust covered hands.
I will eventually replace it but it was so expensive. I can't believe I fell for the hype.

Ethelspagetti · 26/06/2026 12:13

I hate cordless for this reason. I love my trusty Henry hoover, I’ve had it over 20 years and it is fab.

Whynottryagain · 25/06/2026 10:12

We have a Miele C3 cat and dog and it's been infinitely better than the previous useless Dyson.

I do need to cut hair off the roller regularly though (the pets and I shed a tonne). It also requires buying bags. But the suction is great.

Mauhea · 25/06/2026 09:54

RanchRat · 24/06/2026 19:46

I have got a cunt of a Dyson, a poor snivelling twat of a machine.

I wish there was a laugh react because that made me proper chuckle!

ChocolateCinderToffee · 25/06/2026 05:34

Mine’s a Miele C3 and it’s lovely.

NoSausage · 24/06/2026 22:54

Have you washed the filters and sponges? Mine did that only last week and that fixed it.

maybethisyear · 24/06/2026 22:53

My shark drops bits when I turn it off - bits of grit and any tiny hard bits. This is since new and definitely not associated with filters needing cleaning etc.
I just keep it running with head down on the floor and then when I’m by the bin, i turn it upside down before I turn it off so mess is dumped in the bin!

Its about 5 years old

MiddleAgedDread · 24/06/2026 22:27

I have a shark and agree they’re lacking in power, even in wooden floors I don’t rate it! But it only spits dirt back out when it’s either blocked or there’s fluff clogging the rollers.

RunningNananananananananana · 24/06/2026 22:24

My Shark only spews if there's a blockage.
I've got corded/cordless definitely prefer the corded; the cordless is good for a quick nip round but if I could only keep one it would be the corded one.

Arran2024 · 24/06/2026 22:23

You have to go with bags if you don't want a mess. I feel your pain. I swapped my bag-based miele for a bagless one last year and it's a nightmare trying to empty it without getting black dust on the floor.

inappropriateraspberry · 24/06/2026 22:20

Sahara123 · 23/06/2026 10:41

Personally I hate Henrys, having to drag it round, and I don’t like pushing the wand thing around. I shall stick with my cordless Shark ( ducks quickly 😆)

Snap! I find Henries so cumbersome and awkward, constantly getting stuck on furniture and doors. Find the suction awful and hard work with the stick.
We recently got a shark and love it!

ScartlettSole · 24/06/2026 21:09

HildegardVonBingham · 23/06/2026 08:37

Thank you all. @Twasasurprise I’ve found it to be quite useless since we got it! It lacks the OOMPH and power of the plug-in Dyson! Do also hate cleaning it as have to use chopsticks to really get all the gristly bits out

Cordless never has the power of corded so the two aren't really comparable. What on earth are you hoovering that's so grisly?!

I have two sharks and find them far better than Dyson. Mine are corded though. They have really good customer service though, if you think it's a dud you should contact them.

Bristolandlazy · 24/06/2026 20:17

I don't think any cordless hoover can match up to a corded hoover. Miele are very good.

Sausagedognamedmash · 24/06/2026 20:12

My shark anti hair wrap always clogs in the flexi pipe from the head to the rigid pipe. Always clogged with hair. We are a hair shedding family, hence the anti hair wrap purchase as we were cutting hair off the old vacuums rollers every day. However it doesn't do what it says and as soon as that bit gets clogged it's throwing bits everywhere.

Toffeefudgecaramel · 24/06/2026 19:54

I've tried lots of different vacuum cleaners, because NONE of them work. I've tried a couple of the expensive ones (including Dyson - both Dysons I got had chunks of plastic literally falling off them from very early on). I think that the technology isn't there yet.

meanttobeonhols · 24/06/2026 19:54

Miele all day long. We have a M1, hated my Shark.

SunSparkle · 24/06/2026 19:51

Get a bagged Miele. Best vacuum by far.

Sevenwondersofthewoo · 24/06/2026 19:50

Old Henry’s are great the new ones not so much now a days

I’ve a cordless shark that is only used on the stairs but it’s the bloody button right in the middle that pisses me off only cos I keep switching it bloody off

Ive a corded shark though works wonders but I do miss my old pre 2014 Dyson but the ex took it in the split the wanker.

my aunt has a carpet sweeper she will not part with think it’s a 1965 model or might be 1970. I love the thing too cos it’s a simple little beast

SeasideDaisy · 24/06/2026 19:50

I’m a cleaner and I agree that you can’t beat a Henry.

RanchRat · 24/06/2026 19:46

I have got a cunt of a Dyson, a poor snivelling twat of a machine.

RocSor · 24/06/2026 19:33

One word...HENRY! Every hotel corridor I have stayed in has them on every floor. Says it all. Buy 2. One for upstairs one for down. I've had 3 in 45 years. One of them got used by ex to clear builders rubble so I ditched it on principle but it was still going!

whatacroc · 24/06/2026 19:29

my aunt has a corded shark and that is shite too. Don't think any hoover is as good anymore since they made them less powerful under the new EU regulations a few years ago. thats why I went out and bought a corded Dyson while they still had the older more efficient models in stock at the time.
from what I remember people were going out and buying hoovers to get a decent strong one before they started selling the shite ones.

Featherhorn · 24/06/2026 19:18

My shark does this when it's sucked up something it shouldn't. Highly frustrating - take the thing apart and see if you can unblock it.

I won't buy another one. I miss my Miele C3.

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