For the past two evenings, just as it's finally cooled down enough to open the windows, one neighbour has fired up a BBQ and another has lit a log fire.
I know people are entitled to enjoy their gardens, but the timing feels almost impressively irritating.
Anyway, rather than sitting here seething internally while my house slowly fills with eau de smoked sausage and bonfire, please tell me about your neighbours' most gloriously twattish habits.
The more petty and irrationally annoying, the better.
Help me feel less alone 😂