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Husband coming home pissed from pub

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Walesss7 · 17/06/2026 23:38

He’s been watching football down the road, is absolutely bladdered and has fallen into bed and sharted right next to me.

Luckily still clothed but I’ve sent him downstairs. What is wrong with these men? I am dreading the rest of the tournament, it’s a bloody Wednesday night and he has work tomorrow!

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MyLimeGuide · 18/06/2026 01:25

Ewww my family all like a drink too, but ive never encountered anyone being so drunk they shit themselves! I mean, maybe a bit of wee if you cant make it to the toilet in time!!

StrawberrySundaes · 18/06/2026 01:21

Unpopular opinion but the red flags say he has an alcohol problem.

JillyComeLately · 18/06/2026 01:20

I hazarded a guess what sharted meant, reading the posts, I guessed right.
Sorry OP, I would find it hard to forgive (much less forget) something so disgusting.
I think it would be seperate beds for life for me after that.😬

outerspacepotato · 18/06/2026 01:16

Losing control of his bowels could be a sign of alcohol poisoning.

sittingonabeach · 18/06/2026 01:13

@AutisticLass2026 you need to raise the bar off the ground

Agapornis · 18/06/2026 00:59

Walesss7 · 18/06/2026 00:17

I said that. He won’t bin them until he tries to wash them as they are his best armani boxers he paid a lot of money for.

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Sharmani 😁🤢

Are they really his best boxers when they'll always remind you of the time he shat himself? If you're lucky they won't survive a hot wash. They're about a tenner each/3 for 30, if he's paid more he's a fool.

DoubleBoubles · 18/06/2026 00:47

Disgusting, I would never be able to look at someone the same again if they got that drunk they shit themselves

ClairDeLaLune · 18/06/2026 00:38

AutisticLass2026 · 17/06/2026 23:46

So do many of the men in my family, it's a one off so nobody cares our end lol...there enjoying themselves

Blimey your standards are rock bottom. Or do you not know what sharted means?

That’s disgusting OP.

DogsandFlowers · 18/06/2026 00:38

AutisticLass2026 · 17/06/2026 23:46

So do many of the men in my family, it's a one off so nobody cares our end lol...there enjoying themselves

*they’re
I feel sorry for you then, sounds chavvy and utterly vile

LumpyandBumps · 18/06/2026 00:34

AutisticLass2026 · 17/06/2026 23:46

So do many of the men in my family, it's a one off so nobody cares our end lol...there enjoying themselves

The women in your family need to raise standards if you’re happy to share a bed with a man who has shit himself, even once.

It’s not a one off either. England will
play at least 3 games, and many more if they progress.

suki1964 · 18/06/2026 00:32

lordbaddingham · 18/06/2026 00:22

oh interesting, I thought it was less alcoholic! I only drink wine so it's a mystery to me 😆

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Cider is a killer, its much more potent then beer/lager and when it gets hold of you, causes arsenic poisoning, which shows itself as a kind of Alzheimers, its the apple seeds

Which is why its the street drinkers drink of choice - gets them totally bladdered for very little money , and why they become so abusive whilst under the influence

Dont get me wrong, I used to love the stuff. Still do but it has to be a very very hot day for me to have one, and it is only the one - maybe two max

UniversityOfLife · 18/06/2026 00:31

Are you sure it wasn’t just a fart that smelt like poo as he could do with going to the toilet? Like how would you know if he was clothed?

lordbaddingham · 18/06/2026 00:22

JudgeJ · 18/06/2026 00:12

It could because he was on cider, far more dangerous than beer!

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oh interesting, I thought it was less alcoholic! I only drink wine so it's a mystery to me 😆

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Walesss7 · 18/06/2026 00:17

BeeHive909 · 18/06/2026 00:15

Screw the washing. He needs to bin the stuff he’s wearing dirty animal. I get it it was an accident but he’s drunk and couldn’t be arsed going to the toliet

I said that. He won’t bin them until he tries to wash them as they are his best armani boxers he paid a lot of money for.

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BeeHive909 · 18/06/2026 00:15

Screw the washing. He needs to bin the stuff he’s wearing dirty animal. I get it it was an accident but he’s drunk and couldn’t be arsed going to the toliet

JudgeJ · 18/06/2026 00:12

lordbaddingham · 18/06/2026 00:08

Goodness. How did he drink enough to get in that state in such a short time. It can't have been just pints.

It could because he was on cider, far more dangerous than beer!

lordbaddingham · 18/06/2026 00:08

Goodness. How did he drink enough to get in that state in such a short time. It can't have been just pints.

Theraininspainishere · 18/06/2026 00:08

My DH watched the football quietly on the sofa with a cup of tea. He has some annoying habits, but he has never drunk to excess to this extent and I would never have married him if he had.

Empress13 · 18/06/2026 00:04

Bloody disgusting I’d leave him to clean his 💩 up

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Walesss7 · 18/06/2026 00:03

TheUsualChaos · 17/06/2026 23:59

Yuk. Do you think he will even make it to work tomorrow?

Hes WFH luckily so will manage to get away with it I expect.

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Walesss7 · 18/06/2026 00:02

Lochroy · 17/06/2026 23:59

That’s foul. So he has shat himself. And he’s gone downstairs to pass out like that? Assuming you aren’t 23, I’d be reading the bloody riot act with regards to the rest of the tournament. Shame you’re already married or I’d have his bags on the doorstep by the time he comes around tomorrow.

We are both late 30’s. Riot act absolutely being read.

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Lochroy · 17/06/2026 23:59

That’s foul. So he has shat himself. And he’s gone downstairs to pass out like that? Assuming you aren’t 23, I’d be reading the bloody riot act with regards to the rest of the tournament. Shame you’re already married or I’d have his bags on the doorstep by the time he comes around tomorrow.

TheUsualChaos · 17/06/2026 23:59

Yuk. Do you think he will even make it to work tomorrow?

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Walesss7 · 17/06/2026 23:57

He didn’t go out until 8pm. Said he was drinking cider and had 6 pints and it must have been dodgy. Serious ick right now. I’ve told him he’s doing his washing.

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GreatPlumBiscuit · 17/06/2026 23:56

AutisticLass2026 · 17/06/2026 23:46

So do many of the men in my family, it's a one off so nobody cares our end lol...there enjoying themselves

You think it's funny when one of your family members gets pissed and shits themselves.

Wow.

Oh and it's they're.