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AIBU to think I’ve had the worst onboarding in history?

62 replies

Donotfitin · 17/06/2026 23:04

I think I wrote about this before. I started my new job three months ago. Lovely on paper. Turned up and it was... not that.
What followed was frankly something out of some 80s sitcom. Decisions made by people who'd never met me, who had no clue about what the UK region needs, based on a model that nobody actually likes, including the people running it.
At various points in the last three months:
*I nearly quit
*Had to take seeing pills
*Cried before my shower
*ended up with no manager for more than a month , making executive decisions for the region because everyone assumed someone else had sorted it. But nobody had and HR completely washed their hands.

But then today…. The boss of all of them realised of the comedy of errors that had been happening for the last 3 months, and my life got sorted in 10mins!

It’s still unclear if this will benefit me in the long run, but at least I now have someone to approve my annual leave!

And hopefully will also give me a carte Blanche around my performance bonus.

OP posts:
Huckleberries · 18/06/2026 00:09

Frostynoman · 18/06/2026 00:07

What are seeing pills?

They give you the superpower of seeing all the nonsense in the corporate world

Frostynoman · 18/06/2026 00:07

What are seeing pills?

CalliopeFosterBeauchamp · 17/06/2026 23:51

Onboarding is the word I’ve used at work for 20 years. Induction is birth-related in my head.

ShishKofte · 17/06/2026 23:24

Meh, everyone calls it onboarding.

I assumed it was civil service OP but then I read performance bonus. Excellent news & everything crossed for a fresh start!

CS was hands down the worst induction period I've ever had - Im still not sure what the job was and I did it for 3 years.

Donotfitin · 17/06/2026 23:22

Screamingabdabz · 17/06/2026 23:20

Induction.
Start to a new job.

But induction is just one piece of the whole
onboarding process. I’m not HR but that’s how I’ve always seen it.

OP posts:
Screamingabdabz · 17/06/2026 23:20

Donotfitin · 17/06/2026 23:18

What’s the non wanky word?

Induction.
Start to a new job.

Donotfitin · 17/06/2026 23:18

Screamingabdabz · 17/06/2026 23:13

YABU for using the word ‘onboarding’. Corporate wank words. But glad you got sorted.

What’s the non wanky word?

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PaperSpider · 17/06/2026 23:14

Screamingabdabz · 17/06/2026 23:13

YABU for using the word ‘onboarding’. Corporate wank words. But glad you got sorted.

No, she’s not, it’s fine.

Donotfitin · 17/06/2026 23:14

TheresMillionsOfGeoffreys · 17/06/2026 23:07

Did the seeing pills do anything? Asking for an impaired friend....

Seriously though, that sounds.... bizarre? How could it be sorted so quickly?
Do you think there is potential for it to be a decent workplace, or has that chance gone?

lol! But yes it was bizarre it got sorted because I meet on a monthly basis with everybody’s boss (and he’s a nice guy!) So I guess I also played my cards the right way.

as long as I keep my accidental autonomy I think I’d be happy (while getting my AL approved!)

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Screamingabdabz · 17/06/2026 23:13

YABU for using the word ‘onboarding’. Corporate wank words. But glad you got sorted.

Huckleberries · 17/06/2026 23:10

It's so frustrating that companies run with these incredibly inefficient people for years

I'm glad it got sorted, but I'm sorry you had to go through so much unpleasantness

I think you deserve some time off

TheresMillionsOfGeoffreys · 17/06/2026 23:07

Did the seeing pills do anything? Asking for an impaired friend....

Seriously though, that sounds.... bizarre? How could it be sorted so quickly?
Do you think there is potential for it to be a decent workplace, or has that chance gone?

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