You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

@DumpyVictoria I would love to have a cleaner 🥰

@Sardaukar Mine are like that! And one foot is worse than the other. I'd say the left one is 5mm longer and the right one 8mm longer. It's quite noticeable. I'm self-conscious about it. But I looked it up and it's called Morton's toe, and many people have it. It's considered a normal variant of foot shape. But I hate it because I think it makes me look as if I have monkey toes, and also, I always stub that toe. Never stubbed a big toe in my life! 🤣

Men should not wear sandals. Ick!

Another one: Used to cry for no reason. And turn moody and ruin dates also for no reason. Twat.

Wore cowboy boots on an early date. In Wimbledon.

He was a young, strong, fit man in his twenties, but he had a cleaner, thanks to his rich parents, and left all his washing-up for her to do. Not attractive - made him seem useless.

Forgot: Same guy, met for a drink in the London suburbs and it was quite a walk back to the Tube along dark, quiet streets. And did he walk me there? Like hell he did.

Also same guy: I told him that we'd got a bit hot and heavy quickly on an early date and I wanted to put the brakes on. Never heard from him again.

Posh twat. He was v. good-looking too. I suppose he wasn't used to women not flinging themselves at him.

Horrible ex-husband would say in a breathy romance-novel voice, "Come to bed with your husband." 🤢 Made me feel as if I should be lying back and thinking of England.

Smelly breath.

Eggy sleep farts.

Leaving his shavings in the sink.

Clipping his toenails in the kitchen.

The silent treatment.

Lack of oral sex.

All the same husband.

Wore a pale pink T-shirt 🤨

I think men's feet are often in better condition than women's somehow, but I do get how it could have had that effect on you..

At a hotel. Past midnight. Trying to be quiet. This had the both of us crying for a good five minutes as we tried not to make any noise. 😂😂😂

We went to a club where there was a stage for dancing with a mirror behind it. He always made sure he was facing the mirror so he could watch himself dance.

Milk tray man😅They were Hotel Chocolat with the bag of that logo. Yep had to take the bag with me to the bar we went for a drink. I knew there wouldn't be a second date so all felt a bit awkward with the goodbye with me holding this bag!

Some of these are not minor!
The point though, is that reasonably minor things can put you off someone immediately; that doesn't mean you can't sustain a relationship with somebody else.

Hummed constantly

Mumsnet needs a vomit emoji 🤮

My DH thought toenails were supposed to have yellow stuff underneath them 🤢 when we first got together. I sent him for extreme anti-fungal treatment.

I will confess that despite the passing of nearly thirty years, I still have no desire to do anything romantic or sexy involving his feet 😂

Wasn’t a date or the one but a seemingly nice guy turned nasty (I’m married for a long time). He appeared as a friendly, helpful IT guy in the workplace who helped me with my computer. He ended up shouting at me within the hour when I noted an error message had come up. He seemed like a reasonable chap at first and said to reach out if there is any issues when trying to log in as he had tried a few fixes. I hadn’t done anything out of the norm letting him know there was an error.

Most embarrassing is that it all took place in an open office too.

I dread to think what his wife would experience (he had a wedding ring on). If he flipped out over a computer error message who knows what else gets on his nerves!

Wore a full length leather coat 😳🤣🤣🤣

They didn’t put their knife and fork together when they had finished eating then got up and left their chair untucked.

That sounds like a fun outfit

Indeed. The whole damn unit of the halogen headlight needed replacing. £2000. I asked why you couldnt just take the lid off, like.in my old 2CV.

Long nasal hair. He wasn't the one, just a date after mtg in a pub.

1.Ate too slowly.
2.Licked my face in the manner of a dog.

Turned up for date wearing double denim, opened all the way down to reveal a gleaming white vest, gold medalion, and brown wooden healed cowboy boots that sounded like a horse as we walked across the tube station concourse to catch our train. Clip clop, clip clop

Haha! I can understand that.